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This:
Just so you know, this was being passed around in the Clubhouse and several DFOers had … questions.
I volunteered to write this up as a post and since multiple people were involved in the discussion, I’m going to include the person responsible for each question.
Strap yourselves in.
Phrasing.
DFO has some questions…
- Why? (Litre)
- Why not? (Balls)
- Is two sizes too small good? (Dok)
- Looks more like an anus than a pussy, so why not a Grinanus or Grinbutt? (Dok)
- Should I change my Safe Word to Grinbutt? (Balls)
- Isn’t this the obvious evolution of the Utes going ahead and calling the anus the Bussy (or butt pussy for those slow on the uptake)? (BFC)
- Is the implication that the Grinch is female and this is what a Grinch pussy is like? (Dok)
- Is that why it seems like it (she?) might have some small boobs going on? (Dok)
- Does it come in any other colours? (ArmedandHammered)
- Are there different coloured grinches? (A&H)
- Is he/she/it green because it’s horny all the time? (Balls)
- Is that why the Grinch is the Grinch because he/she/it is horny at Christmastime and can’t get laid? (Balls)
- Is this what furries use if there is no yiff pile? (A&H)
- Do I want to know what a yiff pile is? (Balls)
- Is there a Dildo version? (A&H)
- If so, is the entire thing furry? (A&H)
- Are there cleaning instructions? (Dok)
- That fur looks dry clean only, so is it detachable? (Dok)
- Remember this song? (Balls)
- Is it dishwasher safe? (Rev Mayhem)
- Does it light up with Christmas lights? (A&H)
- Does it come with sounds? (Rev)
- Does it play “Oh
CumComeOnAll Ye Faithful? (Sharkbait) - You know there’s some R34 shit about this somewhere, right? (Senorweaselo)
- Could anyone other than SonOfSpam have come up with this:? (Balls)
You’re a horndog, Mister Grinch
You’re a dirty skanky whore
Your grussy’s full of smegma, and your butt is red and sore
Mister Grinch!
(speaking voice) If I have the choice of either screwing you or badly injuring myself
(back to singing) I’d crush my wang in a sliding glass door!
Son Of Spam
Until next time…
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