Goddess II – Episode 12

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night's party):  *sigh*  OK, we're finally done.  (holding up pink strap on dildo) ....  I presume you want to keep this? Balls (giggling):  Hehehe.  Yes, we might need that again tonight. Housekeeping Gal#2:  What

Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread

I had originally intended to title this one "BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe".  But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in my posts recently.  Plus, "anal" in the title would get us hits from those buttseks freaks searching for their buttseks.  And we've already got enough of

At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach

[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door.  Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and metamucil smoothie. Balls:  Where the hell have you guys been?  I've been waiting for you assholes forever to watch this movie. Beastie and tWBS (in unison):  Grumble grumble. Balls:  Fine,

Goddess II – Episode 9

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to Vanessa):  How are the pancakes? Vanessa:  They're great!  You want a bite? Balls:  No.  I'm good with my California Omelette.  This Pico de Gallo is amazing... Balls (to Leticia):  How's the