What a weird fucking week!!!!! FFS!!!!! Oh well, I'm not gonna preempt this special "by request" theme another week like I did last week. Though I probably should. Because it's gonna suck. Sorry. Also, there will be no weirdness wrap up this week. Sorry. I'm short on time. But all of you were
[INTERIOR, DFO CLUBHOUSE] TWBS: Yo, you awake? Balls (moving aside empty pizza boxes): I am now. Whaddayawant? TWBS: So, I was thinking of something. Balls: You need to be careful. You don't do it very well. TWBS: Very funny. I'm serious. Balls: Me too. TWBS: ANYWAY. So, I was talking to Beastie the other day... Balls: Beastie is
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes...the OBfP. But OBfP's stack of chips has dwindled over the past few hands and she's becoming desperate. The dealer shuffles and begins dealing the next hand. Just then, tWBS feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnAKK0FPFB0 Dogs are great. I have much more respect and love for dogs than I do for most humans. Yes, I stand by that statement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY4h1ikePaA Tonight, live on FS1 beginning at 8pmEST, is the 142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. And you're damn well gonna watch it. Wanna know why you're gonna watch it?
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for our bags soon. You're already gorgeous anyway. Hurry the hell up, would you? Vanessa (from inside bathroom): Almost done. Just a another minute!!! Leticia: *sigh* There's a knock at the
tWBS: Good morning, Class. Class (half asleep): Good morning, Seamus. tWBS: Hey, that's... Professor Seamus to you!!!! Class (fully asleep): *snoring* tWBS: OK, fine. But just so you know, today we're talking about drugs. tWBS: Oh, now I've got your attention, huh? But please, save your questions until the end. And Miss Spears? Please try
Yep, it's still Hate Week. And we'll get to that, I promise. But first.... - This Week's Weirdness Update Remember last week? When I told you what a weird week it had been here at DFO? Wow, boy did I shoot too early or what???? (Shut up BallsofSteelandFury) But seriously, the weirdness around here lately? Holee
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we're actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to be a surprise and I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I'm really excited to see Leticia. I'm surprised Vanessa didn't spill her guts to you about it