TGISF… AKA “Why Are These Pages Stuck Together?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. –Frank Zappa - Get it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJzZho1TS9U - So, it probably isn't too difficult to figure out this week's theme.  But I'm still not telling you yet. But here's a "hint". - I enjoy reading for pleasure.  Unfortunately, I don't have much

TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fahr069-fzE Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch.  If you didn't take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably. Foreshadowing?  Yes.  But we'll get to that, I promise.  First, some final business.... - Sexy Friday has been on a bit of a non-hiatus-hiatus, in a manner of speaking, for the

TGISF…aka “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

No, I'm not planning on linking that song.  You're welcome. But I am linking this one (and a bunch of others you'll probably hate...sorry, not sorry) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA - So what should we talk about?  Nothing?  I couldn't agree more.  The less I talk the better.  I'm confident you agree. Here, have another coupla songs about

Your Not So Sexy Friday … Nineteen Sexty-Seven … TGISF Goes Retro, I Guess

That's a restored 1967 Chevy Camaro SS.  If you don't find that sexy, then you're an idiot. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6Ov67VDQM - Getting Down To Brass Tacks It's been a weird coupla weeks.  I have no idea where this edition of (not so) Sexy Friday will go.  No shit.  I don't really much care either. Truth Hurts. But you

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #9 – “Special Sauce”

Tonight's Episode: "Special Sauce" The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought.  Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly had the whole day to himself.  As he sat, thinking about all of the things he wanted to do today, a commotion started on the far end of

TGISF…aka “Sometimes It’s OK To Look Behind” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Earlier today, Ray Lewis tried to help us to Put It All Behind Us on DFO Request Line. Ray says "Hi", btw... But tonight, we're going to change gears and actually embrace that which is BEHIND us. So to speak... Obligatory?  OBLIGATORY!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JphDdGV2TU You see where I'm going here, right?  There's a method to my madness. 

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #8 – “Model Behaviour”

Tonight's episode: "Model Behaviour" The apartment was littered with pizza boxes, empty 2 liter bottles, and take-out containers.   The recycling cooperative van had not come around this week.  Maybe they were at the Brewfest?  All he knew is it was an inconvenience.  He would have to put everything in a bag

TGISF… aka “No Theme? No Problem!” Sexy Friday Open Thread

It's been a weird week.  In fact, it has kinda sucked...for lotsa reasons. I'm not in a talky talky mood.  Most of you are probably happy about that. Sooooooo....let's call it "Serendipity", shall we? Wow that movie sucked, huh?  Though this scene doesn't suck as much as most of the rest.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKPJbg1YmvU Ahhhh.  Kate Beckinsale. 

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #7 – “Errant Balls”

Tonight's Episode: "Errant Balls" It was late on a Monday night in the DFO clubhouse.  The poker table had been well used on this night.  No, not like that, even though BrettFavresColonoscopy had suggested something earlier which....well, never mind.  Didn't matter anyway, as BFC was now passed out, face down in his

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”

Tonight's Episode: "God. Bless. America." It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017.  It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know. Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zu4XlM_89s Yeah Right:  I gotta

Your “TGISF Hostile Takeover: TGISS!!!” Sunday Evening Open Thread

I do hope we are all having a wonderful weekend.  Those of us in the States are, if we're lucky, in the middle of the rare four-day weekend due to the Independence Day holiday falling on a Tuesday.  So without further adieu (and before that pain in my ass, ballsofsteelandfury