It's TIME, biznitches! Pre-Preseason Football is upon us. It is time to anesthetize ourselves to our misgivings and celebrate the unifying factor that brought us all here- NFL FOOBAW!!!
WHEN AND WHERE TO WATCH: 8 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. God Fearing Time. NBC.
WHERE: Canton, Ohio, because it is the "Hall of Fame Game."
As much as we like to pretend sports is pure and innocent, we all know she has taken a few pokes from the tips of wealthy businessmen over the years and has definitely done anal (it's the sex God can't see if you're hetero-- sorry LGBTQ). It's why in every Lesser
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela:
Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play!
Good morning Lesser Footy fans!
We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have. . .
*The screen goes all blurry and the sound of white noise can be heard. The camera is now clear and all you can see is a
Here's a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of "tradition" and "the old ways" to actively make their golf tournament as white as possible. IT'S A GOLF TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS. Fuck these people with Satan's chainsaw wang. Yeah,
Good morning fellow DFOers!
Thanks to the good folks at Make-a-Wish foundation, your imaginary pal Wakezilla is hosting the Lesser Footy AM thread again. If anyone asks, I have tumorsyphilisitisosis. Yes, I know the disease sounds both sexy and very terminal. *cough*
In case you are wondering about the featured image, that
Good morning! Thank you for coming. I hope you had your cup of Joe and are ready for some intense lesser footy action. Group C and D will finish their group play today.
As I was on my way home from work yesterday, I began reflecting on which World Cups I
Feliz Dia del Padre everyone!
Unlike in North America where Father’s Day is celebrated on the 3rd Sunday of June, most Latin American countries celebrate Father’s Day on June 17th. Yes, no matter what day it is, as long as it is the 17th of June, it’s Father’s Day.
Short story: Long
This United States Open. Golf's greatest test; it is my favorite tournament in golf, which makes it one of my top-three and a half sporting events of the year (NCAA Basketball Tournament, NHL Playoffs, and/or NFL Playoffs/WVU made a major bowl game).
What makes the US Open truly "Open" is that
Happy Hump Day everyone!
Listen to her "singing" here. I can't imagine how she could have butchered the National Anthem
We have a special edition of Champions League lesser footy today. England's lesser footy equivalent of the P*triots, Manchester United, play Sevilla. Oh, there's so many reasons to hate these crumpet eating
Good morning early risers let's hope today we are rewarded with some good futbol! It is I, one of the three gentlemen filling in for Hippo as he takes his hiatus from teh futbol. We all four watch the game a bit differently and focus on different countries for the
Significant injuries from the weekend:
Greg Olsen - broken foot - 6-8 weeks
Vic Beasley - torn hamstring - 4-6 weeks
If the Falcons season goes to hell as a result, DFO CALLED IT!
HODOR - out for Week-3.
The NFL was denied an injunction to relieve the