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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Wait, Don’t Spoil It For Me!
Guten Tag, degenerates. It’s another Monday morning, which means another mock draft. This week I was scrolling through some old drafts, waiting for inspiration…
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Your “DFO Super Bowl Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Before I get started on tonight’s hate, I’d like to reflect back on last night’s. I talked a lot of shit about the NFL…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft Pre-empted For UEFA 2020 (in 2021!)
Good morning fellow degenerates. No mock draft this morning, as we have four (4) UEFA fixtures to keep track of today. No games in…
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Are You Ready? – Sunday morning thread
Good morning all, are you excited for today? It is a marathon not a sprint but how are you getting ready? What are you…
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Your “Can You Smell It? That’s Fear.” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Well this is interesting: A congressman that represents New Orleans Second District, Cedric Richmond, wants Roger Goodell to appear before the…
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Your “WOO! – Hockey’s Back!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Excuse me while I play the Canadian national anthem. NFL News: Dez Bryant has come to the realization that no one loves him, so…
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The NFL Solves the Anthem “Problem”
INT. CORPORATE BOARDROOM – DAY ROGER GOODELL: …and with the anthem becoming such a huge distraction, they told me you might be able to…
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Roger Goodell’s Reported Time of 5.41s in the 40 Yard Dash is a Disgraceful Lie
Like many people who were fairly fast runners in their youth, I thought I’d be capable of running the forty yard dash in less…
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Your “I’ve Got No Mind To Worry” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, for most people it’s the middle day of the three-day Labour Day holiday weekend. Please look forward to the embarrassment Roger Goodell should…
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Your “Object May Be Closer Than Appears” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million. He’s now the highest-paid QB. Jaws isn’t sure if ESPN will have him back…