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ROGER GOODELL: ...and with the anthem becoming such a huge distraction, they told me you might be able to help. Distract from the distraction, as it were...
DARREN ROVELL: Oh, I've got your solution. Take a look.
DARREN ROVELL fires up a projector, as a generic rendition of the
Like many people who were fairly fast runners in their youth, I thought I'd be capable of running the forty yard dash in less than five seconds. Sure, there's plenty of NFL-caliber players in the NFL who can't, but most of those are offensive linemen and run-stuffing nose tackles. But
So, for most people it's the middle day of the three-day Labour Day holiday weekend. Please look forward to the embarrassment Roger Goodell should hopefully feel this week as it's brought out that - which Deadspin discovered late-Thursday - the League may have been specifically hunting Elliott.
The NFL’s lead investigator,
Derek Carr got paid. Five years, $125 million.
He's now the highest-paid QB.
Jaws isn't sure if ESPN will have him back for the 2017 season.
He feels there are more layoffs coming, and the network hasn't yet said what his role will be going forward.
So, for those of you who pay attention, I'm a Canadian. You can't deport me, because I'm safely ensconced north of the border. But that doesn't mean I don't have opinions - sometimes, impolite opinions.
One of my particular peeves is about the qualities of Canadian broadcasting regulations, and in particular about
If you’re a liberal elitist, you have had an awful week, and let’s be real you probably are. If you were conservative you’d be over on PFT smearing your boner all over the comment section. At least you get a new podcast today and some smash mouth footbaw tonight to
FYI: As one of DFO's official "Noticers of esoterica", it's my job to point out that DFO reached 1500 posts this weekend. And the wizard behind post 1500? Balls, with the AFL Beat. Well done all around.
The Jags pre-season highlights just keep coming: Shaq Thompson was involved in a head-on
I assume the face most GMs see in their dreams the night before the draft is Jack Bauer.
It is a nightmare, naturally, as the GM slogs through the dank, polluted streets of their town, running uphill through mud, having to take the stairs since the elevators just don't work, trying to
Why must I be a football fan? It's not a particularly pleasant hobby to have during this run of Pats dominance. I think this is their fifth straight appearance in this game. OOF! That's tough to swallow. It's not hard to envision myself in a simpler time. I can see