Your “I’ll Pluck You!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: It might be early, but the Packers defence is already half-done for the year: Jake Ryan is out for the season with an ACL tear. Immediate replacements are rookie Oren Burks, the team's third-round pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, and second-year pro Ahmad Thomas. They may also wait

Your “Do You Ever Feel Like A Plastic Bag Drifting Through The Wind?” Saturday Evening Open Thread As of last night, this video has 1,112,055,580 views. I thought that was a lot, but then right alongside was "Roar", which has over 2.5 billion views. Apparently, "Gangnam Style" is the record holder, with 3,181,065,840 views. Thus ends "Inane facts intro", with Beerguyrob. The reason I bring this up is because tonight

Your “So, Anything Happen While I Was Gone?” (Part 1) Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: JJ Watt says he's ready to go for 2018. He's always been ready at the start of a season; he hasn't finished a season since 2015, and played through a sports hernia to help the Texans lose 39-0 to the Chiefs in their Wild Card game. He also

Your “Yay! Holidays!!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The Hall of Fame has decided how they will dick around TO. He will not be mentioned during the ceremony, and will mail him his gold jacket after the ceremony - presumably so he can't wear it to his own ceremony at UT-Chattanooga. "The focus," Hall of Fame

Your “Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Everything today seems to fall into the "hoo-boy" department. The burglary at LeSean McCoy's ex's has taken a dark turn: She's in the hospital after being pistol-whipped. The burglar asked for items specific to her relationship with McCoy. Further to that, her lawyer issued a statement: “In fact, after

Your “All Your Money Won’t Another Minute Buy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: ARE YOU READY FOR A....grievance hearing? The NFLPA has filed an official grievance against the NFL over the new anthem policy. They will start with arbitration before proceeding to a court case (if necessary). Sure to help things is Michael Bidwill going on the radio to pump up

Your Monday Evening NFL Animal Roundup & Open Thread

Sorry, no stink beetles. NFL News: Zebras! There are seven rookie officials among the 2018 class of 121 total officials. Including promoting Sean Hochuli (son of Ed) and Alex Kemp (son of Stan) to referee. A new rule will prevent grounds crew or other team personnel from helping clear the field for

Your “What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits” Sunday Evening Open Thread Such a nice day. Hope you spent it either highly productive or high on product. Tonight's sports: MLB: Dodgers at Angels - 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN3 MLS Soccer: New York City FC vs. New York Red Bulls - 7:00PM | FS1 / TSN2 NBA Summer League Basketball: Warriors vs. Rockets

Your Saturday Evening Reminder To Keep It Between The Ditches Open Thread

On July 4, Cardinals GM Steve Keim was cited for DUI in Chandler, AZ. Ooh Lordy - ol' Rog ain't gonna like this. I hope Michael Floyd is having a good laugh somewhere, while polishing the Super Bowl ring he got with the Patriots. Please consider this your summer reminder to call