Your “Why Do Birds… Suddenly Appear?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Because they long to be… close to you.

Hi everyone,

It’s your old pal Beerguy, lassoed in for a special appearance. I’m coming to you after a very exciting weekend of watching wrestling, topped off by AEW Revolution, where Sting formally retired from the sport, and his partner Darby Allin celebrated by trying to kill himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqCx8Xf-xYs

This was the aftermath,

Oh, I know it’s scripted. And this kid scripted himself to do this.

Right now, I’m wrapped in the throes of surviving the two weeks until Spring Break. So many students are trying to get courses done before the end of the year it’s actually making me work at my job. What the hell?!

In the meantime, it’s just over a month until I get back to my real passion – beer hawking.

Some days, it’s the only thing keeping me going.

Tonight’s sports:

• NHL:
  • Bruins at Leafs – 7:00pm | Sportsnet
  • Kraken at Flames – 9:30pm | Sportsnet1
• NBA:
  • Clippers vs. Bucks – 8:00pm | TSN4
  • Thunder vs. Lakers – 10:30pm | TSN4
  • In the US it’s all online tonight because…
• NCAA:
  • Duke vs. NC State – 7:00pm | ESPN / TSN2
• Wrasslin’:
  • WWE Monday Night Raw – 8:00pm | USA / Sportsnet360
    • Cody Rhodes responds to Dwayne about his Roody-poo-ness

It’s a bit of a slow night. In lieu of draft preparations and story conceiving, I can’t believe I’m anticipating the return of the USFL.