Let’s start with the good stuff.
Patrick Mahomes is an absolute monster. There may not be a more entertaining PASSER in the NFL. His amazing frog croaks, ridiculous throws and insane improvisations have been the highlights of the league. Nobody plays with the swagger this kid is dropping every week. He
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is!
Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos!
We'll wins it again anyways!
Lost to nasty Lionses, and Jagses and Titanses! Just barely beat the Bearses, it dids!
We beats the Chiefses and Packers!
The defence, especially the pass rush, is getting ruineds!
The 'Niners are not my team. I am not a fan. Far from it, actually.
In fact, one might say I enjoy seeing them suck. Yes, I'm a petty and vindictive asshole. But their pain nourishes my soul. I can't help it.
So why am I doing this bye week review? I
Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season.
"The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost every level but the offensive line is problematic as fuck. In addition the Vikings have a much more challenging schedule this year. I have no idea how
Hey, remember three weeks ago when the Ravens were 4-2 and leading the division?
Yeah, they don't remember either. No one does.
There's a reason for that.
Not only have the Ravens gone on a 3 game losing streak since then, but they also have the worst record in division games in the
If you can seriously look me in the eye and tell me that Andy Dalton might not be the anti-Christ, then I've got a bridge to sell you.
Three weeks ago it appeared that the Cincinnati Bengals were the class of the AFC North this year. Which at the time wasn't
There may be no more clearer evidence of the team’s regression than the task of writing this falling to me. Folks, our beloved Iggles are pedestrian as fuck. Hangover isn’t the word for it. It’s not like they’ve just collapsed. They’re on the “I just got the promotion I was
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The season was promising for Tennessee. The Titans had a solid offensive line, decent young receivers with promise, OK defense with quality pass rushing prospects, and had a top secondary that seemed improved by CB Malcolm Butler. At RB, runaway tank Derrick Henry would be complemented
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Way back in the recent past - September 3rd, to be precise - the truthiest of truth bombs was dropped on this-here site: The Atlanta Falcons are made up of mostly cheap beer.
If you don't believe me, just look at their record so far:
three wins -
The NFC North's Green Bay Packers were on bye last Sunday. You probably didn't notice because Baltimore and Dallas managed to otherwise consume your kicker-meltdown attention during Week 7. But nonetheless, the Packers did take the bye seriously and prepare to return to action this Sunday at the RAMMITs of
EXT. THE ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL – DAY
ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That's My Royals [sic] is filmed on location in Belfast, [sic] England.
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AMARI COOPER lies unconscious in a hospital bed. KOLTON MILLER sits in a chair in the corner of the room, munching on a big
As Beastmode Ate My Baby is off on another top-secret government mission,
it falls to me, another Seahawks season ticket holder and the writer of the Seahawks 2018 season preview this year, to provide an update on the team everybody used to hate.
At their bye, the Seahawks are 3-3 - not