Since the birth of civilization in Greece, the power of intellect has defined human endeavors. But equity is a universal force; thus, extraterrestrials gave pyramids and abstract thought to non-European ancients. If otherworldly folks gave Egyptians and Incas a leg up, how can anyone dispute that they've helped NFL inferiors like
OSZ: Hello from the DFO Chargers Posting Brigade—me, Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, sunrisesunrise, and blackroseMD1. Having just watched Floatception Rivers re-emerge during the Dolphins game and our secondary get burned by Ryan Tannehill... well, my optimism for the rest of the season is, shall we say, waning. My
INT. MASTER BEDROOM - NIGHT
In a modern and tasteful master bedroom, a suburban couple lays comfortably in bed. The wife - JESSICA McCLOUGHAN - is watching How to Get Away With Murder on a large television set mounted to the wall, while the husband - SCOT McCLOUGHAN - is fiddling
The Bills are 4-5 at the bye week.
That's your update.
Normally, I would give a pseudo-humorous recap of the ups and down of the season so far, filled with hilarious swear words and celebrating the pleasure-pain that is the Buffalo Fan Experience.
There would be some mention of the many injuries sustained (notably the
The New England Patriots head into their bye week with the best record in the NFL at 7-1. They are better than your favorite team. Their quarterback has an infinitely better life than yours. Their fans remain insufferable as hell. They once drafted a murderer. And despite the sheer annoyingness
What we've witnessed so far for the 2016 Vikings season has been a mix-up of inspirational, tragic, head-scratching, awe-inspiring, ferocious and a lot of goddamn fun.
The Vikings enter their bye week as the last undefeated team in the NFL at 5-0.
First of all, what the fuck is it with these
With the Arizona defeating the Minnesota Vikings on Thursday Night Football, the Cardinals have clinched a playoff birth and sit with a magic number of one to clinch the NFC West title. Having already accomplished their third consecutive 10-win season, locking down the division is especially important as, playing second (or
So I gave my two cents regarding the unreliability of preseason predictions back in my Pats Preview, although my revised conclusion the God is Dead seems be holding in that TAWM TERRIFIC has not yet succumbed to Stage 3 Spontaneous Combustion.
But with regard to the Bills, we all thought we
My team is the greatest! What's that? They're on bye? Oh. How about a little mid-season update on them then?
The Packers are 6-0 and have the best record in the NFC. Green Bay has started a season 6-0 seven previous times, with the first six times bringing a World Championship. You'll notice
Hey, gang, lots has changed since the experts here at Ye Olde Flying Doore made a bunch of predictions about our favorite teams before the season started. One head coach has already been fired, Cuntler has gone missing, and RGIII is doing worse than Jared. But as my favorite team
Hey there, fellow Rams fans!
Well, fuck you guys. I'm only here until they move, so I can just openly root for my fantasy team in lieu of a jersey. ANYHOO, I'm here to talk about the extremely odd Rams season TO THIS POINT. So, what's gone well, and what hasn't?
Well sir. This feels about right.
A nice mediocre .500 start and the Vikings appear to be gaining some traction. I refuse to acknowledge the opening late night game because it didn't happen. I like to think that the Vikings all spent the night before partying West Coast style and the