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Facts Crush Precious Delusions: 2019 Titans Bye Report
My Titans preview was an unhinged mash note to Marcus Mariota. I stand by it. Emotional stability is not a personal goal. The good…
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Wangs of New York: Your 2019 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Bonanza
[Interior. Press Room at the Meadowlands. JOSH ALLEN is at the podium, answering questions after beating the New York “Football” “Giants”.] ANONYMOUS PR FLACK:…
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That’s…My Raiders? Our 2019 Oakland Raiders at the Bye
As I mentioned in the Raiders’ season preview, I made a pact with myself to not watch football this year. I’ve actually held to…
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Go Home, Fate, You’re Drunk: 2019 Detroit Lions at the Bye
[INTERIOR, STAGE WITH CLOSED CURTAIN. From offstage, muffled and slurred shouts are heard, mostly inaudible but include variations on “Not goin’ outthere!” and “You…
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Huh…..: Your San Francisco 49ers Bye Week Update
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!??!?!? YES!!!! Friends, I have preached before at interminable length about how we live in The New Time of Wonders. Now BLEERGH!,…
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The Chiefs at the Bye – Probably Not Good Enough
Let’s start with the good stuff. Patrick Mahomes is an absolute monster. There may not be a more entertaining PASSER in the NFL. His…
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Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We’ll wins it again…
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I Really Want To Hate On These Guys But Can’t – ‘Niners At The Bye
The ‘Niners are not my team. I am not a fan. Far from it, actually. In fact, one might say I enjoy seeing them…
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This is Not my Beautiful House: Vikings at the Bye.
Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season. “The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost…
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Elite vs Delete…Ravens at the Bye
Hey, remember three weeks ago when the Ravens were 4-2 and leading the division? Yeah, they don’t remember either. No one does. There’s a…