Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I am generally Risk Averse. I am a conservative (taste, not political) white middle aged guy. I’ve got a wife, two kids, a mortgage,…

Hurray for progress! Our hard-working Vibe Artisans have been toiling in the guts of the site to try and get a theme that is…

Whelp, we haven’t nuked Iran (yet). So that’s nice. I would like to commend President Trump for his ability to bridge gaps that would…

Dear DFO Degenerates: I hope this post finds you well and in good spirits. I hope this post finds you well. I hope this…

The owners have met. The Book of Rules has been opened. IT’S REV’S TIME TO SHINE, BITCHES! In the face of a looming Referee…

Kids. Fuckin’…kids, man. Right? I knew we weren’t going to sleep for the first year. And then when we had a second, that clock…

OK. The cuts have been made, the biggest free agents have been signed, the majority of blockbuster trades have been made (and rescinded). The…

EDIT: OK GOD- I GET IT. TRYING TO WRITE THESE AHEAD OF TIME IS FOLLY. THE FACT THAT TOM BRADY AND HIS SOCK PUPPET…

Welcome, K-Mart shoppers, to another episode of Rev Has Strong Opinions on Areas He Knows Little About. The Franchise/Transition Tag deadline has come and…

Thank god the football season is over, so I can get back to enjoying football. Yes, we are finally past What is Happening and…