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  • Beaches Ain’t Shit: Tuesday Open Thread

    Beaches Ain’t Shit: Tuesday Open Thread

    July 28, 2026

    I survived yet another encounter with my arch nemeses, Sand and Sunshine! Just got back from the eastern shore of Lake Michigan, and it…

  • Critic vs. Critical vs. Criticism: Tuesday Open Thread

    Critic vs. Critical vs. Criticism: Tuesday Open Thread

    July 21, 2026

    Fuck it. I had a whole long bloviating post about critical thinking, criticism and the perils of being either too diplomatic or too blunt/rude.…

  • Guerillas in the Mist: Tuesday Open Thread

    Guerillas in the Mist: Tuesday Open Thread

    July 14, 2026

    All-Star Game. Again. Get hype. NFL News: -As far as I can tell, Brandon Aiyuk has not dropped any additional videos this week. That…

  • Mr. Haaland’s Opus, or Stamford Bridge Redux: Tuesday Open Thread

    Mr. Haaland’s Opus, or Stamford Bridge Redux: Tuesday Open Thread

    July 7, 2026

    So: with that, the World Cup Quarterfinals are set. All three host nations have taken their rightful place (the sidelines) after a mostly-dazzling Round…

  • “Will You Be My Katie Couric?” Tuesday Open Thread

    “Will You Be My Katie Couric?” Tuesday Open Thread

    June 30, 2026

    Chris Johnson as the latest football player stricken with a neurodegenerative disease. Terrion Arnold as the mastermind behind a revenge-kidnapping. Doug Martin’s family filing…

  • Sorsby Loser Tuesday Open Thread

    Sorsby Loser Tuesday Open Thread

    June 23, 2026

    BWAHAHAHAHA So I will admit- I had no idea that the NFL could just…not hold a Supplemental Draft if it didn’t feel like it.…

  • Pocket Presence: Tuesday Open Thread

    Pocket Presence: Tuesday Open Thread

    June 16, 2026

    I mean, the scouting reports do say he’s good escaping pressure… Brendan Sorsby, who should be a third-line winger for the Manitoba Moose if…

  • Back Home in Indiana: Tuesday Open Thread

    Back Home in Indiana: Tuesday Open Thread

    June 9, 2026

    So the Bears are moving to Indiana? No, not really. But maybe! But not really.   Having spent my later formative years in the…

  • I Don’t Like Sand: Tuesday Open Thread

    I Don’t Like Sand: Tuesday Open Thread

    May 26, 2026

    Coming to you live from vaguely near the beach! No, not that nice a beach No, not quite that bad. So I love the…

  • Pinnipeds United: Tuesday Open Thread

    Pinnipeds United: Tuesday Open Thread

    May 19, 2026

    Dark sporting times at the Palazzo di Mayhem. Not even going to talk about the Ice Bills. Proud of them for the incredible effort…

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