Friends, it has come to this. We are On the Edge of the Desert, the annual Summer sports doldrums where finding non-baseball sports viewing becomes an increasingly desperate search for anything resembling competitive activity. "I'll be up to bed soon, honey- I need to see how this last round of
BREAKING: Blewitt Blew It, Cut From History's Saddest Kicking Competition By Bears.
Holy snot weasels, it's Wednesday already? How the hell did that happen? Stupid illusion of linear spacetime.... So I was reading the Librul Elite Fake News today, and I came across this story about how GameStop is circling the drain. Now, in general I have no problem with this- GameStop's employment
Paraguayan National Football and Competitive Barbershop Quartet Team First off, I'd like to apologize to our Spanish-speaking DFOers for my atrocious butchering of a beautiful language. Second off, I'd like to apologize to our non-Spanish-speaking for exposing you to Spanish. According to my aunt's Facebook posts, having to listen to even as
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BAILIFF: All rise! JUDGE: Ooooowweeeeeoooo! Now, what do we have before us today? BAILIFF: There are two cases involving retail theft… JUDGE: Boring! BAILIFF: One resisting arrest…. JUDGE: Yawn. BAILIFF: 2,604 drunk and disorderlies… JUDGE: Slow weekend with the Eagles in London. BAILIFF: One attempted murder… JUDGE: Just attempted murder? BAILIFF: Yes, Judge. The victim and the accused were stationed