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  • New Site Theme Day!: Tuesday Open Thread

    New Site Theme Day!: Tuesday Open Thread

    April 21, 2026

    Hurray for progress! Our hard-working Vibe Artisans have been toiling in the guts of the site to try and get a theme that is…

  • Sand in the Gears of “Progress”: Tuesday Open Thread

    Sand in the Gears of “Progress”: Tuesday Open Thread

    April 14, 2026

    Whelp, we haven’t nuked Iran (yet). So that’s nice. I would like to commend President Trump for his ability to bridge gaps that would…

  • Whistling Past The Graveyard: Tuesday Open Thread

    Whistling Past The Graveyard: Tuesday Open Thread

    April 7, 2026

    Dear DFO Degenerates: I hope this post finds you well and in good spirits. I hope this post finds you well. I hope this…

  • LAWYERBALL 2K26: Tuesday Open Thread

    LAWYERBALL 2K26: Tuesday Open Thread

    March 31, 2026

    The owners have met. The Book of Rules has been opened. IT’S REV’S TIME TO SHINE, BITCHES! In the face of a looming Referee…

  • So Tired. So Very, Very Tired: Tuesday Open Thread

    So Tired. So Very, Very Tired: Tuesday Open Thread

    March 24, 2026

    Kids. Fuckin’…kids, man. Right? I knew we weren’t going to sleep for the first year. And then when we had a second, that clock…

  • The Healing Power of Low Expectations: Tuesday Open Thread

    The Healing Power of Low Expectations: Tuesday Open Thread

    March 17, 2026

    OK. The cuts have been made, the biggest free agents have been signed, the majority of blockbuster trades have been made (and rescinded). The…

  • I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!: Tuesday Open Thread

    I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS!: Tuesday Open Thread

    March 10, 2026

    EDIT: OK GOD- I GET IT. TRYING TO WRITE THESE AHEAD OF TIME IS FOLLY. THE FACT THAT TOM BRADY AND HIS SOCK PUPPET…

  • Tag It and Bag It: Tuesday Open Thread

    Tag It and Bag It: Tuesday Open Thread

    March 3, 2026

    Welcome, K-Mart shoppers, to another episode of Rev Has Strong Opinions on Areas He Knows Little About. The Franchise/Transition Tag deadline has come and…

  • Future Shock: Tuesday Open Thread

    Future Shock: Tuesday Open Thread

    February 17, 2026

    Thank god the football season is over, so I can get back to enjoying football. Yes, we are finally past What is Happening and…

  • Into the Offseason!: Tuesday Open Thread

    Into the Offseason!: Tuesday Open Thread

    February 10, 2026

    Congratulations to the Seahawks for denying the Taaaawwwwmy crowd the climax they craved. Your service to America- nay, The World- will not be forgotten.…

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