RECORD: 3-2 PROJECTED RECORD AT THIS POINT: 1-4 So I was all set for it, right? It would be just like a normal Bills season, only we’d be losing semi-on-purpose instead of on the team’s own (lack of) merits. How much harder could it be? I’d done what I could to get into
Quarterback intends to buy the entirety of the City of Detroit; unsure what to do with remaining $130 million
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"We know everything there is to know about choking" says five-year veteran.
"I really wanted to fuck up my chance to make a real difference with a great team," says the newly-signed Baltimore Raven receiver.
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let's get right down to it. BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED! PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA CHARGE: Indecent exposure With apologies to WhyEaglesWhy. Can you hear it? Can you hear the low, menacing rumble, like a thousand Peter Kings' stomaches in an Acela™ Quiet Car? That's the sound of the City of
Invitation seen as an olive branch to woo back lucrative Hobo Demographic lost after Tomsula firing.
"Why can't we get that kind of solidarity behind naked greed?" asks Paul Ryan
Contract is actually for three and a bit years, because that's as high as he can count now.