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Future Shock: Tuesday Open Thread
Thank god the football season is over, so I can get back to enjoying football. Yes, we are finally past What is Happening and…
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Into the Offseason!: Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations to the Seahawks for denying the Taaaawwwwmy crowd the climax they craved. Your service to America- nay, The World- will not be forgotten.…
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Meet the New Boss, Same-ish as the Old Boss: Tuesday Open Thread
Meet the new boss, same-ish as the old boss White smoke has been sighted in Orchard Park, and for once itβs not due to…
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Everything, Everywhere, All at Once: Tuesday Open Thread
Usually Tuesdays are the Dead Zone for news, but I have been Blessed With An Abundance today! I won’t step on Hippo’s good work…
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The Purge: Tuesday Open Thread
Lord, what can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the reaper man? -Death, Reaper Man by Sir Terry Pratchett As…
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Bad Day at Diggstown: Tuesday Open Thread
Bad time to be a Diggs brother. -Stefon “Pink Powder” Diggs has been charged with “felony strangulation or suffocation and misdemeanor assault and battery”…
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History Time!: Tuesday Open Thread
Before I became the spiritual head of a world-spanning multi-level-marketing-scheme-cum-religion, I was a history major. Specifically, late-Medieval to early-Modern Europe, with an emphasis on…
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Casualties and Causality: Tuesday Open Thread
Injuries! Injuries aplenty! Those student loans for doctors don’t pay themselves, and the NFL Meatgrinder is doing its part to make sure surgeons’ hands…
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The Once and Future King Laserface: Tuesday Open Thread
Fuck me sideways, boys and girls, everything old is new again! Phillip Goddamned Rivers is rejoining the Colts! As a player! Rivers, last seen…
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Ode to the Obscure: Tuesday Open Thread
So we buried my father last week, and that sucked. Yes, he was dead at the time. Smartasses. Needless to say, I’m a bit…
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