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The Innings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Tuesday Open Thread
I didn’t even watch the World Series game last night and I’m exhausted. Allow me a Grumpy Old White Guy rant: Trunk or Treat…
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Kind of Blue (Jays): Tuesday Open Thread
Congratulations to America’s Team, the Toronto Blue Jays, for overcoming their inherent Canadian nature (Canadasity? Canukiness?) and sending the visiting Mariners packing in Game…
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Time Enough: Tuesday Open Thread
That’s right, kids: another dip into the ever-pertinent world of Mechanical Watches! Why are we discussing watches during this, the most verdant and bountiful…
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On Sin, Forgiveness and Apples: Tuesday Open Thread
Apologies in advance- religious discussion incoming. Please feel free to skip. It represents the fairly heretical views of the author only, and not particularly…
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Welcome to the Dart Ages: Tuesday Open Thread
Busy time here at The House The Blergh Built. Let’s dive straight in. NFL NEWS: -Let Russ Be Cooked. Brian Daboll’s increasingly frantic flailing…
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M*U*S*H Part II: Tuesday Open Thread
Jesus, last year we made it until October before NFL Graves Registration Service had to start placing bulk bodybag orders. Somehow we have high…
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That’s The Stuff: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was a pretty reasonable Opening Week, all things considered. Apologies to Fozz and the rest of the Ratbird Faithful- your team earned…
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Once More Unto The Breach: 2025 Buffalo Bills Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade!…
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50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
It’s the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the “Gold” anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams…
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Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread
2024 PREDICTION: “3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he’s not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of…