Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Before I became the spiritual head of a world-spanning multi-level-marketing-scheme-cum-religion, I was a history major. Specifically, late-Medieval to early-Modern Europe, with an emphasis on…

Injuries! Injuries aplenty! Those student loans for doctors don’t pay themselves, and the NFL Meatgrinder is doing its part to make sure surgeons’ hands…

Fuck me sideways, boys and girls, everything old is new again! Phillip Goddamned Rivers is rejoining the Colts! As a player! Rivers, last seen…

So we buried my father last week, and that sucked. Yes, he was dead at the time. Smartasses. Needless to say, I’m a bit…

So I don’t think we had the term “heavy work” when I was growing up. If it did exist, it hadn’t penetrated the circle…

I don’t want to talk about the NFL right now. Not just because the Bills have now utilized both of their yearly Trip Over…

I didn’t even watch the World Series game last night and I’m exhausted. Allow me a Grumpy Old White Guy rant: Trunk or Treat…

Congratulations to America’s Team, the Toronto Blue Jays, for overcoming their inherent Canadian nature (Canadasity? Canukiness?) and sending the visiting Mariners packing in Game…

That’s right, kids: another dip into the ever-pertinent world of Mechanical Watches! Why are we discussing watches during this, the most verdant and bountiful…

Apologies in advance- religious discussion incoming. Please feel free to skip. It represents the fairly heretical views of the author only, and not particularly…