Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

America is a culture of Bigness. Perhaps it is a holdover from the incredible expanse of stolen unclaimed land that greeted European-extraction settlers so…

Brothers and sisters, our long national nightmare is over: rookie Shemar Stewart and the Bengals have reached agreement on a contract. Stewart had set…

God DAMN, boys! It’s training camp time, my favorite time of the year! And this year, camp is gonna be campier than one of…

For those of you watching the MLB All-Star Game right now: I salute you. You have reached a space of complete boredom, achieved ultimate…

Just kidding! No one over the age of 10 gives two dead rats’ asses about the All-Star Game except the players (contract incentives) and…

Happy Canada Day to all those who celebrate. May your syrup ever flow, your toque be well-fitting, and your CanCon more SCTV and Kids…

Let’s start with a bit of a departure from my normal practice of ignoring Lesser Sports (other than baseball) in this column unless something…

My name is Rev, and I am the white middle aged male version of a Basic Bitch. I read books about the Napoleonic Wars…

If anyone asks, I was here with you all the whole time. Rikki told a story about how he met his wife when he…

Greetings from the Land of Barely Suppressed Rage. I’m fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s…fine. I was raised by an escaped WASP in the Jewish faith.…