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That’s The Stuff: Tuesday Open Thread
Well that was a pretty reasonable Opening Week, all things considered. Apologies to Fozz and the rest of the Ratbird Faithful- your team earned…
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Once More Unto The Breach: 2025 Buffalo Bills Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade!…
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50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)
It’s the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the “Gold” anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams…
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Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread
2024 PREDICTION: “3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he’s not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of…
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#Hardland Blues: Tuesday Open Thread
America is a culture of Bigness. Perhaps it is a holdover from the incredible expanse of stolen unclaimed land that greeted European-extraction settlers so…
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Holy Diver: Tuesday Open Thread
Brothers and sisters, our long national nightmare is over: rookie Shemar Stewart and the Bengals have reached agreement on a contract. Stewart had set…
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HOW THE F**K YOU DOIN’, BOYS?!?!: Tuesday Open Thread
God DAMN, boys! It’s training camp time, my favorite time of the year! And this year, camp is gonna be campier than one of…
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Panic! At The Benzodiazepine Factory: Tuesday Open Thread
For those of you watching the MLB All-Star Game right now: I salute you. You have reached a space of complete boredom, achieved ultimate…
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BREAKING ANALYSIS OF MLB ALL-STAR GAME SNUBS!: Monday Open Thread
Just kidding! No one over the age of 10 gives two dead rats’ asses about the All-Star Game except the players (contract incentives) and…
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Talk To Me, Canada Goose: Tuesday Open Thread
Happy Canada Day to all those who celebrate. May your syrup ever flow, your toque be well-fitting, and your CanCon more SCTV and Kids…