TRAINING CAMP DAY! TRAINING CAMP DAY! WOOOOOOO OK, so it's only rookies (and only nine teams) but FOOTBALL IS IMMINENT! We finally have some Movement in the corpse of the NFL offseason. Perhaps it's just maggots and the buildup of gasses during putrefaction, but hey! I'll take what I can get. NFL NEWS FRANCHISE
Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
We Are All Made of Stars…Tuesday Open Thread
Fanfare For The Common Cold…Tuesday Open Thread
Summer colds: what if you were sweating your tits off AND couldn't breathe? As you might imagine, coherent thought is even more elusive than normal right now, so I'm going pseudo-Larry King Dead stream of consciousness here. Buckle the fuck up: ISSUE THE FIRST: Underappreciated stuff. 1. Ginger beer. It's the most underrated
Slogging Toward Ecstacy…Tuesday Open Thread
I love A Knight's Tale. It is a near-perfect Flick. Funny. Great soundtrack. All-Star cast (Heath Ledger, Alan Tudyk, Mark Addy, Rufus Sewell, and the criminally-underappreciated Shannyn Sossamon). But the whole thing is stolen by Paul Bettany as Geoffrey Chaucer, starting here: For there is something inherently noble about trudging! Like the
War…War Never Changes… Tuesday Open Thread
Poink! Tuesday Open Thread
Shtupping the Light Fantastic! Tuesday Open Thread
Monkey! Tuesday Open Thread
Boozles! Tuesday Open Thread
Afterglow or Aftermath? Tuesday Open Thread
ABSOLUTE SCENES! Tuesday Open Thread
Hello, you beautiful reprobates! It is I, your beloved spiritual-leader-cum-figurehead-for-social-control! It's almost draft time, and when you open any sports website or (god forbid) turn on ESPN, you can feel the crackling tension build from the Draft Industrial Complex. Draftniks face pressure on so many fronts at this point: 1. Editorial pressure
Final Four for the Final Four: A Recursive Sunday Night Thread
Now pinch hitting...for DonT... Reverend Mayhem. Mayhem. Hi kids! Long time no bore-you-with-overly-twee-prose! It's perhaps the best time of the sporting year (Non-Football Division) for your average North American fan. Pro basketball and hockey are in the last sprint for the playoffs, so at least half the teams have Hope. F1 is still