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    Mrs. Anderson’s Potluck is Decadent and Depraved: Tuesday Open Thread

    June 10, 2025

    If anyone asks, I was here with you all the whole time. Rikki told a story about how he met his wife when he…

  • I Have No Butthole, and I Must Fart: Tuesday Open Thread

    I Have No Butthole, and I Must Fart: Tuesday Open Thread

    June 3, 2025

    Greetings from the Land of Barely Suppressed Rage. I’m fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s…fine. I was raised by an escaped WASP in the Jewish faith.…

  • Requiem for a Failson: Tuesday Open Thread

    Requiem for a Failson: Tuesday Open Thread

    May 27, 2025

    Whelp, Jim Irsay finally kicked it. He wasn’t a great owner. He wasn’t a great businessman. From all appearances, he wasn’t even a very…

  • Bring On the Meteor: Tuesday Open Thread

    Bring On the Meteor: Tuesday Open Thread

    May 20, 2025

    Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I didn’t want to do this. I hung up my litigation spikes…

  • Leggo My Ego: Tuesday Open Thread

    Leggo My Ego: Tuesday Open Thread

    May 6, 2025

    Justin Tucker is out. It’s the right thing to do, what with the almost Watsonian number of credible sexual assault allegation against him. I…

  • Was It Good For You:? Tuesday Open Thread

    Was It Good For You:? Tuesday Open Thread

    April 29, 2025

    OK, so: not going to talk about Shedeur Sanders, why teams passed on Shedeur Sanders, prank calls to Shedeur Sanders, etc. Except this: America…

  • Not Long Now: Tuesday Open Thread

    Not Long Now: Tuesday Open Thread

    April 22, 2025

    It’s almost here! It’s almost here! I don’t have any rational basis for excitement and yet I’m almost herniated by delight! As previously discussed…

  • How Soon is A Week From Thursday?: Tuesday Open Thread

    How Soon is A Week From Thursday?: Tuesday Open Thread

    April 15, 2025

    Day 65 of The Offseason. Position: 38°37’38.17″N, 90°11’52.4″W. Winds variable from SSE. It has been 65 days since last we sighted Football. The days…

  • Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread

    Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread

    April 8, 2025

    Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You’re just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn,…

  • Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread

    Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread

    April 1, 2025

    It is emphatically NOT time for the 2025 NFL Draft. It is more than 3 WEEKS until the fucking 2025 NFL fucking Draft. TOO…

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