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Requiem for a Failson: Tuesday Open Thread
Whelp, Jim Irsay finally kicked it. He wasn’t a great owner. He wasn’t a great businessman. From all appearances, he wasn’t even a very…
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Bring On the Meteor: Tuesday Open Thread
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I didn’t want to do this. I hung up my litigation spikes…
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Leggo My Ego: Tuesday Open Thread
Justin Tucker is out. It’s the right thing to do, what with the almost Watsonian number of credible sexual assault allegation against him. I…
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Was It Good For You:? Tuesday Open Thread
OK, so: not going to talk about Shedeur Sanders, why teams passed on Shedeur Sanders, prank calls to Shedeur Sanders, etc. Except this: America…
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Not Long Now: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s almost here! It’s almost here! I don’t have any rational basis for excitement and yet I’m almost herniated by delight! As previously discussed…
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How Soon is A Week From Thursday?: Tuesday Open Thread
Day 65 of The Offseason. Position: 38°37’38.17″N, 90°11’52.4″W. Winds variable from SSE. It has been 65 days since last we sighted Football. The days…
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Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread
Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You’re just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn,…
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Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread
It is emphatically NOT time for the 2025 NFL Draft. It is more than 3 WEEKS until the fucking 2025 NFL fucking Draft. TOO…
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Not Quite Opening Day: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s almost Opening Day, sports fans! OK, so technically there are already two games in the books, because why not spot the Dodgers a…
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It’s Alright, Ma- I’m Only Bleeding: Tuesday Open Thread
Ok. There’s officially Too Fucking Much Going On Right Now. Politically, the “Flood the Zone With Criminal Actions” plan has been wildly successful from…