Author: The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

If anyone asks, I was here with you all the whole time. Rikki told a story about how he met his wife when he…

Greetings from the Land of Barely Suppressed Rage. I’m fine. You’re fine. Everyone’s…fine. I was raised by an escaped WASP in the Jewish faith.…

Whelp, Jim Irsay finally kicked it. He wasn’t a great owner. He wasn’t a great businessman. From all appearances, he wasn’t even a very…

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I didn’t want to do this. I hung up my litigation spikes…

Justin Tucker is out. It’s the right thing to do, what with the almost Watsonian number of credible sexual assault allegation against him. I…

OK, so: not going to talk about Shedeur Sanders, why teams passed on Shedeur Sanders, prank calls to Shedeur Sanders, etc. Except this: America…

It’s almost here! It’s almost here! I don’t have any rational basis for excitement and yet I’m almost herniated by delight! As previously discussed…

Day 65 of The Offseason. Position: 38°37’38.17″N, 90°11’52.4″W. Winds variable from SSE. It has been 65 days since last we sighted Football. The days…

Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You’re just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn,…

It is emphatically NOT time for the 2025 NFL Draft. It is more than 3 WEEKS until the fucking 2025 NFL fucking Draft. TOO…