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Not Long Now: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s almost here! It’s almost here! I don’t have any rational basis for excitement and yet I’m almost herniated by delight! As previously discussed…
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How Soon is A Week From Thursday?: Tuesday Open Thread
Day 65 of The Offseason. Position: 38°37’38.17″N, 90°11’52.4″W. Winds variable from SSE. It has been 65 days since last we sighted Football. The days…
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Portishead Revisited: Tuesday Open Thread
Sorry kids, no Hot NFL Rules Updates for you this week. You’re just going to have to watch White Lotus, or AI goat porn,…
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Now. Now. NOW! NOWNOWNOW!: Tuesday Open Thread
It is emphatically NOT time for the 2025 NFL Draft. It is more than 3 WEEKS until the fucking 2025 NFL fucking Draft. TOO…
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Not Quite Opening Day: Tuesday Open Thread
It’s almost Opening Day, sports fans! OK, so technically there are already two games in the books, because why not spot the Dodgers a…
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It’s Alright, Ma- I’m Only Bleeding: Tuesday Open Thread
Ok. There’s officially Too Fucking Much Going On Right Now. Politically, the “Flood the Zone With Criminal Actions” plan has been wildly successful from…
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Three Cone Drill? In This Economy?: Tuesday Open Thread
The annual NFL Combine has come and gone, without any major controversies. No freakouts threatening medical personnel. No leaked stories about how poorly Jaxxsxxyon…
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I Would Like To Have Seen Montana: Tuesday Open Thread
For the third straight week, Tuesday finds your Supreme Spiritual Leader buried in a tomb of ice and frigid winter. For me personally, this…
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One Ping Only, Please: Tuesday Open Thread
Hey there. I didn’t know you were awake. Yeah, last season was great. We laughed. We cried. That thing you did with the new…
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Time, Indeed: Tuesday Open Thread
Y’all fucked now. It’s gonna be Buffalo and Philadelphia fans in New Orleans, a town second only to Las Vegas in promoting itself as…