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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: On the Bandstand
“Yeah, you have time. You know, when you hear the music come back.” (Cue the music and a collective sigh.) So no food for…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The [Door Flies Open] 2026 Fantasy Football Team Name Guide
Greetings, welcome one and all to one of the most important posts of the year, the fantasy football name guide. As we all know,…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Deadline Deals
Which is to say the originally scheduled post will be seen tomorrow, since it’s going to be lengthy and I didn’t finish it yet.…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your 2026 Jets Season Preview!
They’re gonna suck. This has been your 2026 Jets season preview. Okay, fine, I have a minimum word count to hit. But I’ll be…
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Your “Pitter Patter” Wednesday Morning Open Thread
Buenos días, damas y caballeros. It looks like the content cupboard was bare this morning, so I’m braindumping at you super briefly before I…
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Your “Football Like Substance Has Returned!” Hall of Fame Game Thursday Night Open Thread
Top Image Source Our long national nightmare is over. No, not that one, but at least tonight is the return of NFL (preseason) game…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine Season H Recap
BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, N.Y.—The Season G Brooklyn Nocturnes came into their sophomore campaign with hope to turn the corner, and ended up with plenty more…
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Your “Oops, What Day is It?” Monday Night Open Thread
Good evening, and I regret to inform you that I let a catch up lunch with friends turn into a 2 martini lunch followed…
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Your “Oh This Guy Again?” Thursday Night Open Thread
Evening. As a reminder, we’re giving scotchnaut a little break so he comes back for the NFL season rested and ready. Just like Jeff…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back At It!
Which is to say today is Day 4 of gig days. Break’s over and we’re back, baby! Complete with: -The F at MetLife Stadium’s…