What’s on Tonight? Nothing! The slowest night of the sports year open thread!

Greetings everyone! The day is here. It has arrived. Today, the day after the MLB All Star game, is officially the slowest sports day in the entire calendar year. Not a single one of the major sports are playing meaningful games. Not one. This is the absolute pinnacle of nothingness, the zenith. The anti-nadir. The nexus

Saturday Morning Coming Down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA So what's happening? Was everybody up late celebrating the Warriors managing to pull off their eighth victory in nine tries against the Cavaliers in the NBA finals? Yeah, me neither. It's a lovely morning here in Los Angeles, and I'll probably head out and do some home improvement work until

Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM, DEMANDING HIS DECREE ON THE DAILY HAPPENINGS OF THE MORTAL WORLD OF THE ACCURSED NFL! BOLTMAN WILL ASSURE YOU ALL THAT FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT'S MESSENGER MET A SLOW AND