Welcome to Oscars Evening, Commentists! I'm back, and I've got some more capital-T Takes on these awards, specifically the prestige categories, the short films, and the feature films that well-adjusted people probably care even less about than they do the short films. But first, I want to yell about something
Well that was fun wasn't it?
Today marks the beginning of what I call "The Grind." Holidays are over. You've consumed approximately 12,000,000 calories over the last week and the next holiday is a long fucking way off.
Back to work, fuckos!
Are you the type of person who makes New Years resolutions?
Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This happened to me two Thursdays ago, with the kicker (a few fan bases recoil in horror at that word) being that I had prepared for this
Hi there commentists I hope you're not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week's action as I'll be driving 9 hours to a lakeside cabin in the mountains. That being said it's so smoky from the forest wildfires that we won't be able to see much. Also, I'm
Quick NFL Hits:
Nick Foles doesn't care that Tawmmy didn't shake his hand after the Superb Owl
Why should he? He's the one that won the damn thing.I hope that when they meet next week for the preseason game, Foles just holds out his hand and asks him to kiss
Hot diggity damn y'all! It's premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO!
While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired tropes, the year-to-year story lines I am hear to tell you "Who gives a flying fuck?" To me it means football is right around the corner.
Is OBJ gonna get paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiddddddd?
Apparently the Giants are working with his agent to make him the highest paid wideout in the League.
I'm not sure what the Giants are thinking, considering he is coming off an injury and is only entering his 4th year. I'm all for
Hope everyone is having a lovely Tuesday. How's the weather out there?
Today's forecast high for the greater Phoenix Metro area was?
One Hundred Sixteen Fucking degrees!
Downtown LA was in the 90's and there is an extended excessive heat warning for the next 48 hours.
Here on the Coast it's been
Sorry for the light news and delayed thread tonight everyone. The #contentmines were not properly stocked and now you're stuck with me tonight.
The Patriots are looking to trade Superb Owl LII "MVP," Malcolm Mitchell, because if you say one mean thing to Belichick, he never forgets
Conner Barwin agreed
Hoy es...um...el partido de Ingleterra...ah nuts to this.
It's Saturday and it's time for the Open Championship (you know, the one over in, um, Britain). Apparently Tiger Woods is making a run for it, so...get ready for the hype. Oh. Looks like he's done for today after shooting a 66.
Los Titancanos' DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed lords owners latest rule change.
"I'm going to take my fine... It is what it is, I ain't going to let them stop me from doing what
The day is here.
It has arrived.
Today, the day after the MLB All Star game, is officially the slowest sports day in the entire calendar year.
Not a single one of the major sports are playing meaningful games.
This is the absolute pinnacle of nothingness, the zenith. The anti-nadir. The nexus