Oscars 2019 Preview and Open Thread: We Got to Move These Acclaimed Motion Pictures. We Got to Move These Short Nominees.

Welcome to Oscars Evening, Commentists! I'm back, and I've got some more capital-T Takes on these awards, specifically the prestige categories, the short films, and the feature films that well-adjusted people probably care even less about than they do the short films. But first, I want to yell about something

What’s on Tonight? Nothing! The slowest night of the sports year open thread!

Greetings everyone! The day is here. It has arrived. Today, the day after the MLB All Star game, is officially the slowest sports day in the entire calendar year. Not a single one of the major sports are playing meaningful games. Not one. This is the absolute pinnacle of nothingness, the zenith. The anti-nadir. The nexus