Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Deadline Deals

Which is to say the originally scheduled post will be seen tomorrow, since it’s going to be lengthy and I didn’t finish it yet. So, instead we have ramblings!

Shit, what do I ramble about for another 211 words? I admittedly have nothing except for the long-forms that I have for today/tomorrow and next week (when we hopefully have the Fantasy Football Name Guide if I remember good names—give good names below!)

But yeah, Hippo’s given a look on the teams, though we’ll certainly have more in-depth look on a couple others between now and kickoff. Do you want to write about your team? Let someone know, probably Rikki or Balls!

What’s on tonight?

You’ve got baseball and you’ve got CONCACAF brand soccer and you’ve got the WNBA. In that third one they might all kill each other at this rate about player safety and other things, so that could be exciting. I’ve got me listening in on Discord to the Season H All-Star Game, live from the House of Blues, home of the New Orleans Blues.

Well, except I’ll be playing a wedding during that time, so no All-Star Game live listening for me. 2-time All-Star Dakota Story gets the ball to start for the West and will hopefully hand the ball over to Claude Sellers in his last outing before retirement.

Is Claude Sellers a Hall of Famer? It’s a question that I think gets a good debate probably next month when a subset of us vote on the Hall inductions. I’ll talk more about that later. As for now have I hit word count yet?

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Don T

Feeling this is accurate for AFC & NFC
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litre_cola

I am eating fresh out of the oven banana bread with chocolate chips. It is divine.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I also made chocolate chip banana bread today!

SonOfSpam

You guys should get married

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What would that mean for the Leafs’ playoff chances?

SonOfSpam

Can only help!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So I met a nice flirty young woman the pool today. She basically did this [see below] in my face and I was like, “hey.” She complimented me on my swimming headband and I explained it was so that my hair would get bleached out more and hide the grays. She said “oh but I like the grays!” Then I let her try on my swimming headphones and found out her name was Mila. “Oh, like the movie star!” is what I would have said if I still had any game. Instead I promptly forgot her name and had to ask again twenty seconds later.

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Gatoraids

Penthouse Door Forums Open

WCS

What’s her knowledge and experience with vacuums?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/RTD’s door slams shut as his wife hands him sheets to use to sleep on the couch

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nah, I told her all about it and she chuckled. She’s not insecure about that stuff.

Redshirt

In the words of a former coworker’s wife, nothing wrong with letting a dog bark, as long as he stays on the leash.

Redshirt

(enters Penthouse Door Forum)

“Hey, this looks nice and-and-aaaaaAHH!- (pants) “Now, I’m ashamed of myself and my actions.”

(leaves Penthouse Door Forum)

2Pack

Yeah the playing with the hair thing is a sign of interest they say. Add wet to that and… well…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That was just coincidental – I happened to finish my lap at the exact right time – but she wasn’t offended that I noticed. Perhaps even flattered…

Doktor Zymm

Wait, so did she or did she not smack you in the face with her hair?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, she was actually in the adjacent lane. She was basically three feet away (that’s 1 meter Canadian) and we were facing each other, and she did the elbows-up, hair pushing back thing.

2Pack

Can’t get that over here. EU pools require caps.

King Hippo

Go Leafs Go!!!

litre_cola

You shut your whore mouth.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Nissan dealership manager, circa 2009

WCS

https://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-DSB-7567

It’s behind a paywall, and it’s the only article I can find about it. However, does anyone remember Nissan trying to make a “secret handshake” for Leaf drivers?
I think it was the “chill out” hand gesture, or something similar.

CRINGE MODE UNLOCKED!

WCS

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49660770/sources-texans-jayden-higgins-torn-acl-season

At the rate this has been going, The Shield’s going to be reaching out to organizations like ours for interested participants to try out for teams by November.

Redshirt

Reminds me of something I saw online:

“They should cancel the joint practice between the Bears and Bengals!”
“Why? There’s no bad blood between the two teams.”
“I know but because of all the injured players they’ve announced today, we probably shouldn’t tempt fate.”

2Pack

I’m taping my ankles as we speak.

Doktor Zymm

The players should form a tontine!

Bogdanski

Last one with cognitive capacity wins!

Mr. Ayo

Yep, MNF Countdown is off my watch list

scotchnaut

ESPN is going to squeeze every last bit of “I’m A Regular Dude!” out of McAfee and then fire his desiccated husk.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They haven’t done so already?

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ballsofsteelandfury

It’s definitely fun to watch the WNBA implode and turn on itself.

It’s like wrestling without the spandex.

litre_cola

Tall women are hot.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Doktor Zymm

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2Pack

Sometimes threateningly so…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hmm, this “Tower Rider” label, that’s some kind of television program?

Doktor Zymm

Nah, sounds like a video game where you run an amusement park

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh and the women pictured above are carnies?

2Pack

Never recommend to a bunch of aggressive women that they “calm down”. Trust me on that.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Apparently Doc Rivers called Sage Steele an idiot to her face, and she complained that it was passive aggressive. And it’s like, no, he’s right, you are an idiot – because you’re trying to label him as “passive aggressive” despite not having any idea what that actually means.

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