I have literally fuckall to say, but feel free to post here. I posted Hot Bayern Girl because she must be sad today. The only excuse for Arsenal's frequent use of their banana kit? If it had "Bluth's Original" as the shirt sponsor.
Tag: pardon me I have nothing to say
Monday Morning One-Off Mock Draft
Hey, guess who TOTES spaced that he agreed to Carpenter sommet out this morning? Watch this, while subbing in Mock Draft with K Hippo! Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is "Favourite TV series (including mini-series but NOT moviefilms) theme music/song." Wait 30 minutes or 5 picks before you go
Into the PeriloUs Void – Early Saturday Open Thread
28 October 2023 Uncreative Night Thread
“At Least the Wolven Sort Don’t Play” JV NFL Night Thread
Yes, indeed. At least that's one pissed-offedness trigger that's on bye. Huzzah, universe! Ballsy: It's a good thing my alma mater sucks at football and I don't like them because they rejected my niece. That way I can enjoy college football without any aggravation. Texas Tech (-4.5) at Original Recipe Big Love
The Hunt FOAR JV NFL October – 7 Oct Early Thread
Some weeks, I just can't really be arsed to preview all the Lesser Footy. Especially with the German Elton John up on his cross again, wailing about the Spurs match/VAR fuck-up. You've gotten waaaaayyyyyy more than your fair share of oopsie-doodles over the years, please just STFU. Full schedule is here,
Katzenpapa Sabado
Good Jerb Panama! y Otra Miscellany
Holy shitsnacks, do we ever need MOAR meaningful footy in our lives. As y'all know, I hold a certain disdain for the Golden Shower Cup. Yet I still appreciate how the assdick USMNT lost in the semis to...like, maybe the 8th best Van Halen single? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA Either Canalz FC or Mexico will
“Pep Crushing Fat Sam” Lesser Open Sabado
The big (pin intended) news of the past week is Leeds making the ultimate panic move - hiring Fat Sam Allardyce aka Gravy Tits aka (many other nicknames). He's corrupt, a tactical dinosaur, solely interested in media attention and self-promotion. Don't cry for the Stupid White Male being left behind,
