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BEAR DOWN For Coach Tommy!
OK, the Fightin’ Blax get a shout out this week, solely for Coach Tommy publicly turning down the U*NC jorb. Fucking LOVE it. Beyond…
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In the Land of Nothingness, Nothing is King
That’s right, we don’t even have any EPL fun this weekend. Since Newly Disappointing Everton are out of the FA Cup (i.e., now a “Mickey…
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Entropy Season in the Prem?
It sure seems like we are headed that way. Villa started out like ass, now they are hot on Handsome Mikel’s tail (PHRASING!). The…
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25 Oct 2025 JV Footy Nighttime
I have no lead in for y’all. Wisconsin (+32.5) at Oregon (7:00, FS1) Sickos Committee has to be all over this, with Bucky Badger…
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Another Sabado MOAR Football
Various footy on USA and NBC, I am just too lazy to write about it. Sorry about that. Westwood Klavern (+25.5) at Indiana (Noon,…
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Sprots Desert – Oasis in the Distance Thread
We had the stupid Hall of Fame game a few nights back, which I managed to get all the way through Q1. Huzzah for…
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Sorry, I Have Nothing Thread
Woke up Friday with that cold/cough virus that’s going around. FUCK EVERYTHING. At least I can accurately say that I’m not abusing the resources…
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The Un-rootable Matchup
We just got handed one in meatspace, with Bibi Netanyahu v. the Theocratic Regime of Iran. This will be very bad war-teevee, with nobody…
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Catler Day Open Thread
Oh dear Sweet Baby Jeebus, so many things in the (sweltering, unpleasantly musty) June air that I doooooonnnnn’t caaaaaarrrrre about: Infantino’s public display of…
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May – Lesser Footy, Greater Boredom
At least the Barca/Inter Shempions matchup has been bonkers and captivating. I can recall stanning for Denzel Dumfries in a “which right back should…