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Championship Nut-Cutting Day Open Thread
Ugh. The upload cut off the last word, which is “SHITHOLE.” Apologies, Litre! The relegation slots might be all done and dusted, but three…
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2026 NFL Draftmas – Day Three (and Whatever Lesser Stuff Happens)
Footy has left me bruised, battered, and broken. So, thankfully there is MOAR human chattel auctioning today (ESPN/NFLN). Spurs misery porn theatre will continue…
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Preparing For The Footy Sunday
Look, we can has fixturez today. Don’t worry. But holy shitsnacks, does tomorrow’s slate look amazing. First EVAR Merseyside Derby for Hill Dickinson Stadium,…
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Once MOAR Into the Final Stretch
Stupid international/Mickey Mouse Cup break is finally over. Most clubs have 7 fixtures remaining, with 5th through 13th an absolute madhouse jumble. And of…
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BEAR DOWN For Coach Tommy!
OK, the Fightin’ Blax get a shout out this week, solely for Coach Tommy publicly turning down the U*NC jorb. Fucking LOVE it. Beyond…
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Basketball-Free Sabado Open Thread
Hoopsball is DED to Hippo. You get no cheesecake pics until JV NFL. NO, I don’t wanna talk about it. Not now, not EVAR. So…shit. …
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Smarch Smadness and EPL Open Thread
I can nae force myself to be arsed (with watching or previewing), but at least you get a cheerleader pic. My inner pervert ALWAYS…
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Everybody Point and Laugh At Spurs Thread
No doubt everybody has had that dream, where they are in the office, going about a mundane day’s work. Then, all of a sudden,…
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In Praise of Fredbird (Obvi) Saturday Open Thread
Yes, Most GlorioUs el Beisbol Cardinals will suck in 2026. But we’ll finally be sucking teh RITE way, so Hippo and his fellow #BFIB supporters…
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Learning to (Re-)Love the Prem
Look, FFS. It’s what we GOT, so we might as well make the best of it. King’s Afrikan Water Pistols regained their mojo, at least…