Everton drew shit-ass Palace last week, while I was in Colorady. Yes, I got up super early to watch. No, I am not all angry about this. Everton got an away point, despite being forced into TWO changes - Andre Gomes (see later) injured, then DM Morgan Schneiderlin sent off
You know, call me crazy, but I have never been the world's biggest Joe Flacco fan. I mean, the memes are fantastic, but as a QB, he's pretty much a polyester leisure suit. Fit for these times? Not hardly.
But a quick perusal of the remainder of the depth chart? ALL
As we wait for real sports to begin again, one might note that the Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals are tied for first in the NL Central. With the Bastard Man Small Bears, who come into #BFIB-land for a three game series, starting tonight. Not that it matters so much
After a Xolos/Puebla Friday night opener, a whole bunch of Mexi-folk are in action tonight. I'm most interesante in the late showdown between Tigres amd Monarcas Morelia (who I like to GAMBLOR upon). 10p EST, on one of your local Mexi-stations, and/or Univision Deportes.
Though I gotta say - Europe mostly
This is a bit of a footy desert for us degenerate #HAILGAMBLOR types. There is less to pick and choose from, so we tend to...force the #ACTION a bit? Anyway, happy me that Sweden, Norway, Finland, Brasil, Belarus, etc. are all kicking back into gear today. Them's is leagues I
That's right, fellow white devils (and jiminy Christmas, where is Big Black Richard??) - BeIn is doing Norteamericanos a big favour and televising the 2019 Cup of Nations/Afrikan Euros. Action kicked off yesterday with host Egypt (fuck off, Mo Salah) beating a game Zimbabwe squad, 1-nil.
You get a triple-header on
After penning an ode to Los Donkeyfuckers earlier this week, I had a bit of trepidation Googling "VICE news Chile" - alas, it doesn't seem like La Roja are famously into boning livestock. I'm sure my college drinking buddy Rodrigo will be heartbroken.
Fun story about Rodrigo - at his 2nd wedding,
Hi, everybody. It's King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today's preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where the national team is called Los Cafeteros - because certainly, when one thinks of Colombian exports, one always thinks coffee.
You may remember them from the last World
Well, it was kind of fun. Shit-ass Liverpool got pipped for the Prem title, thanks to their draw at Goodison Park. I don't like many of the results in the Champions League, but the action on the pitch has been pure Bananacakes (also, Come On, You Spurs!). But all must come
Man City aren't going to go an unprecedented 4-for-4, thanks to some dodgy VAR decisions in their Champions League quarterfinal with Spurs. But fuck it, they were being stretched depth-wise as is, and it was MOAR important that they keep the fucking Shite from winning the Prem for the first
It's like clockwork. When the League is competitive at the top, hype the title race. When it's not, hype the relegation battle(s).
But what to do when it's all done and dusted? Aside from all four contenders doing their best to fuck up the last 2 Champions League spots? I guess
Welcome back, though the FA Cup semis (nae exactly raging, MOAR LIEK a quarter-chubb, just enough to make you glad you wore jeans).
As such, ALL the Prem action on Saturday is in the 10:00 window (Daylight Savings Times are back in alignment). Palace and Newcastle are the featured match (NBCSN),