Having my brief sanity break last Sunday and Monday, I found an opportunity (in response to a GREAT Christopher Liss column - if not a paid subscriber to Rotowire, you really should consider signing up before your next draft/auction) to examine, then articulate my answer to the age-old query: Why Do
Let the jockeying FOAR playoff/exhibition positioning begin! Texas v. Oklahoma (-7.5) @ House That Jerral Built (Noon, ABC) I never get anything I want (in this case, the lesser steer-fucky of these two sides in the playoffs), so I am betting Texas. That's too many points in any event, even if Boomer
Good hangover and fat shame morning, Commentist Party members! The footy gods are kind today, at least. /also LMFAO at Colt McCoy Texas at Kansas (Noon, FS1) All the Steerfuckers have to do is beat Waiting-on-Les-Miles to make the conference title match. Can they possibly fuck this up? Houston at Memphis (Noon, ABC) In case
Happy Thanksgiving, one and all. Welcome to installment one of today's carnival. Chi**** (-3) at Detroit (12:30, CBS) We have replaced Bollo de la Verdad with sommet called Chase Daniel. Yeah, I bet you did notice. Somehow, this only moved the line 1.5 points, which I think vastly understates how key a
Holy cats, amirite?? I'mma just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szr7wPmdMHE OK, fine, I will type some more. These guys are for real, despite a slew of injuries (Two of the Good Ones being the real problem, as Josh Reynolds can capably step into the Cooper Kupp role). You can't dismiss them based on schedule.
Well, terrible (even by Ginger Hammer Era NFL standards) kind of ruined my enjoyment of this week, what wasn't ruined by the mediocrity of the slate. This included the Donks WOO!! trip to Shitty Clipper-land, when an absolutely bizarre OPI call seemingly killed a potential game-winning drive. But full credit to
I have no overriding theme this week, as work beat mah cracker brains to a pulp this week. Here are some fixtures: TCU at West By God Virginia (Noon, FS1) Nobody does "letdown performance after emotional win" quite like Fuckers du Cousins. Then again, Bloodeyes actually lost to goddamned Kansas. As did