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Divisions West and Miscellany
UEFA’s swift, untelegraphed boot up Infantino’s arse made me very happy indeed. But the less said about Everton’s recruitment “plans” the better. Back to…
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Return of the VOID – Also Divisions East Half-Arsed Preview
I know y’all missed Uncle Teddy’s face, and desperately so. I don’t want to talk about the footy yet, so FITBAW it is. My…
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Full Void Open Thread
The Void is offically upon us. The Void is gonna linger, much like a cabbage fart in a stuck elevator. Seriously, I have absolutely…
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Gooners/Gay Paris Before The Void Open Thread
Handsome Mikel got his teeth into one hunk of metal this May, and today he gets a chance at another (12:00, CBS). Should he…
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Hull/Boro Playoff Final Open Thread
Yes, as you may have heard…Sham Town had an awfully no good week. Turns out, blatant cheating IS a big deal. Who knew? Rather…
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Showdown Saturday Thread
First off, good luck to Litre, BeerGuy, and all other Protestants in Good Standing who need just a single point away to filthy Celtic this…
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Championship Nut-Cutting Day Open Thread
Ugh. The upload cut off the last word, which is “SHITHOLE.” Apologies, Litre! The relegation slots might be all done and dusted, but three…
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2026 NFL Draftmas – Day Three (and Whatever Lesser Stuff Happens)
Footy has left me bruised, battered, and broken. So, thankfully there is MOAR human chattel auctioning today (ESPN/NFLN). Spurs misery porn theatre will continue…
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Preparing For The Footy Sunday
Look, we can has fixturez today. Don’t worry. But holy shitsnacks, does tomorrow’s slate look amazing. First EVAR Merseyside Derby for Hill Dickinson Stadium,…
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Once MOAR Into the Final Stretch
Stupid international/Mickey Mouse Cup break is finally over. Most clubs have 7 fixtures remaining, with 5th through 13th an absolute madhouse jumble. And of…