After penning an ode to Los Donkeyfuckers earlier this week, I had a bit of trepidation Googling "VICE news Chile" - alas, it doesn't seem like La Roja are famously into boning livestock. I'm sure my college drinking buddy Rodrigo will be heartbroken.
Fun story about Rodrigo - at his 2nd wedding,
Hi, everybody. It's King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today's preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where the national team is called Los Cafeteros - because certainly, when one thinks of Colombian exports, one always thinks coffee.
You may remember them from the last World
Well, it was kind of fun. Shit-ass Liverpool got pipped for the Prem title, thanks to their draw at Goodison Park. I don't like many of the results in the Champions League, but the action on the pitch has been pure Bananacakes (also, Come On, You Spurs!). But all must come
Man City aren't going to go an unprecedented 4-for-4, thanks to some dodgy VAR decisions in their Champions League quarterfinal with Spurs. But fuck it, they were being stretched depth-wise as is, and it was MOAR important that they keep the fucking Shite from winning the Prem for the first
It's like clockwork. When the League is competitive at the top, hype the title race. When it's not, hype the relegation battle(s).
But what to do when it's all done and dusted? Aside from all four contenders doing their best to fuck up the last 2 Champions League spots? I guess
Welcome back, though the FA Cup semis (nae exactly raging, MOAR LIEK a quarter-chubb, just enough to make you glad you wore jeans).
As such, ALL the Prem action on Saturday is in the 10:00 window (Daylight Savings Times are back in alignment). Palace and Newcastle are the featured match (NBCSN),
Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year's Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe and Sudamerica are back, by God. So let us enjoy some proper Lesser Footy.
Perhaps you wish to sleep in. The Premiership has you covered, starting with
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say!
#6(E) Maryland (+3, +135) v. #3(E) LSU (12:10, CBS)
Well, two sides I didn't expect to do anything at all. Now one will make the Powdered Donut Round. I don't much care for that. Full national game, so have a book ready.
#7(MW) Wofford (+5,
Fortunately, I went to bed at around 11 EST, and didn't wait up to see confirmation that my brackets made ded. To the games! I will just preview all since the Friday night thread goes up late.
#10(S) Iowa (+4.5, +178) v. #7(S) Cincinnati (12:15, CBS)
Perhaps JV Cincy is a tad
Huzzah for life distractions!
#10(E) Minnesota (+5.5, +210) v. #7(E) Louisville (12:15, CBS)
Don't bet the over/under on "Minute Man" Pitino crowd shots. You don't want to die of liver failure this early in the tourney.
#14(E) Yale (+6.5, +250) v. #3(E) LSU (12:40, truTV)
Oh, the taeks about these fine, upstanding, future white
This weekend, we are truly all Anteaters. Mad props for you ladies making the NC State "wolf sign" to make me feel sightly less shitty about the NIT. Spam, spam, glorious SPAM!
3) The “Dueling Banjos” Regional (i.e., South)
Who Can Reasonably Win? Yes, Wahoowa was the first 1 seed in EVAR
Welcome to this year's edition of me spouting off my mouth recklessly and stupidly. Due to the generosity of the #ContentFairy (no ofence), we are smushing these into two entries this season. Yes, the play-in games are covered here to keep you on-schedule.
Also yes, I fucking know that Eastern Washington