Your “The Purge Has Begun” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Ye olde Jizziants have begun the housecleaning and who knows where it shall end. When The Wreck of The Ereck Flowers was jettisoned the initial reaction was, ‘hey, someone in management finally watched some game tape!” and did what anyone would do. But lo, next to go was the Apple of ex-GM Jerry Reese’s eye. Kinda surprising given that the Giants have maintained that the secondary is thin as far as footballers go. But they get a fourth rounder next year. (and a 7th in a year after) The news that Damon “Snacks” Harrison was unloaded for a fifth a fifth!!!! has made it clear that everyone, new kids and old, are on the block. Next to go should be Jackrabbit Jenkins and the 62 million albatrosses counted against the salary cap. See ya. Another team apparently doing the same thing are the Raiders. Rumors abound that Gruden has ‘lost the room’ so he’s going to go out and get himself a whole new room. E.M Forster is hoping it has a view.

TO THE GAME!

Doll Fingers/Tex Ands:

Miami’s hot 3-0 start fooled exactly zero watchers of football. They now sit at 4-3 and should get back into their usual comfy .500 spot a few hours from now. This may be the last time you see Frank Gore and his leather helmet on national tv so give that old war horse and his 4.6 ypc average (!!!) a respectful salute, would ya? Burp Osweiler is slinging the ball at a rate of 8.2 ypa and has a 6/2 TD/Intercept stat but much like avid bingo players, the dozen or so followers of his career have seen this B4. Look for Houston’s OC/qb Watson to target some corner by the name of Torry McTyer. “Who?”, you say. Why that’s the corner that has given up 12 passes for an average of 18+ yards per and has a passes defended success rate of 25%. Oik!, I say.

Wipe down your monitors, there’s work to do.

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Beerguyrob

Fucking Canucks lost to Arizona 4-1 in front of a half-empty building. God I hate sports sometimes.

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Beerguyrob

Yes – like that!

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Mmmm.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Are the Texans leading the…what division are they in again? Who are their division rivals? Do they even play in a “division”?

Wakezilla

I think they’re in the independent division with Tennessee and Miami

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fucking Notre Dame

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They would have to exist to be in a division.

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blaxabbath

My fantasy opppnent put up 78 points tonight on Watson, Hopkins, and Drake.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m just glad I got a TD pass out of Amendola, especially since my opponent started Brock as his QB2