Wakezilla sitting in the back of a limo while his driver, a black male, has a stressed look on his face, is driving on Salwa road in Doha, Qatar.
Wakezilla: Marhaba! Assalamu Alaikum my DFO friends! Your pal Wakezilla recently got a life changing promotion that required me to move to
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela:
Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play!
It's Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today.
Hippo hands Wakezilla a note. Wakezilla reads the note
All the EPL games are on Sunday and not today? Well that's some bullshit. Way to let the Americans win, England.
Seeing how the season
Good morning Lesser Footy fans!
We’re at match day 34 and there are some key fixtures occurring today. First, here’s what you might have. . .
*The screen goes all blurry and the sound of white noise can be heard. The camera is now clear and all you can see is a
The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing this morning. The Soweto Derby is one of the most legendary and insanely violent matches in the world. There has been multiple times where these two
Hey Bros and Ladies,
Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result, I decided to hit up Aquabro, starring my boy, Jason Bromoa. Here's my review of this brotastic film. Grab a Bud Light Lime and have a seat
Good morning fellow DFOers!
Thanks to the good folks at Make-a-Wish foundation, your imaginary pal Wakezilla is hosting the Lesser Footy AM thread again. If anyone asks, I have tumorsyphilisitisosis. Yes, I know the disease sounds both sexy and very terminal. *cough*
In case you are wondering about the featured image, that
Your favorite fifth stringer, Tom Tupa Wakezilla, is filling in for Don T, Hippo, Balls and Litre this morning. I’m not sure why Don T is out, but he was screaming something about La Llorona. I couldn’t exactly hear Hippo’s excuse because someone was pounding on his front door.
/Inside an empty waiting room with an instrumental version of Creed’s My Sacrifice being played in the background
/Suddenly, a Door Flies Open. A younger looking Bob McNair enters the room
Bob McNair: What in the hell? Where am I?
/A Confused McNair notices another door to his left and decides to walk
As an older millennial . . .
/Wakezilla dodges batteries, tin cans and feces thrown at him
I was trained to hate MASH, particularly the theme song because it signified the end of two wonderful hours of Simpsons and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air syndicated episodes on CBC. Unfortunately, this song best describes
“When you go to history, let’s go into history. Don’t just go to your history. Let’s go to the history. Or don’t go into history at all. If you going to go back there, we can go back there. Or we can stay right here. … This is what they
*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile on his face, until he reads the latest headline on AOL's main page*
Trump in a sarcastic voice: Oh you really nailed me there, Oliver. I've been