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Hulkamania Meets Miami: Your 2025 Miami Dolphins Preview, Brother!
Hello, all my Hulkamaniacs! The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, jack! Once those police body cams get released to Brooke, all…
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Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview
Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few…
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We have a semi! Your England vs Netherlands Euro 2024 open thread
Today’s semi-finals feature the Dutch Ovens against the Tea and Crumpets, a matchup so significant that even the racists of each country temporarily set…
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Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.
Alright folks, I’m going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I’ve had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my…
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Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
If you’re of a certain vintage, there’s a good chance you saw THIS goal when you were a kid and became a fan of Cameroon. As…
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World Cup of (Slave Labour) Croatia Preview: You will Nazi them coming
The last time I did a write-up for Croatia, I correctly said they would be a formidable opponent who would make a deep run…
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From Calgary to Qatar: Wakezilla’s Road to the World Cup.
Hello everyone! Unless you’re an American, you probably know that the Lesser footy World Cup will be happening in less than a week’s time.…
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A mediocre preview for a mediocre team: The Miami Dolphins
2021 Record: 9-8 (Missed Playoffs) Predicted 2021 Record: 14-3, First in the AFC East Predicted 2021 Record at the Bye: 9-8, just miss the…
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The Miami Dolphins at the Bye: Down, but Not Out
I cannot lie. I was ready to bash this team and show pics of dolphins getting brutally mutilated in Japan when this team was…
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Your Miami Dolphins Preview: It’s starting to feel like the 90’s again
Wazzzzzzup! Fellow DFOers, you know how pop culture is all about the 90s right now? Well, this Miami Dolphins team is starting to remind…