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Your Tuesday, June 15th, Euro 2020 Main Event: France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match Open Thread
Hello everyone! I’m a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo…
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Sua prévia do DFO Copa América 2021: Brasil (com Neymar!)
Hola DFOers! I am Neymar, and I am doing the Brasil Copa America 2021 preview. As you know, we’re on the verge of the…
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Limpin’ aint easy: Your (Real Madrid free) Spain Euros 2020 (in 2021) Preview
iHola muchachos! this is your very hungover preview of Spain’s chances in the Euros. I sacrificed my head to give you a top quality…
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Going Down the Poop Shute: Your Germany European Lesser Footy 2020 (in 2021) Preview
Hello everyone, and welcome to Germany’s European Lesser Footy’s 2020 (in 2021) Preview. Seeing how Germany is one of the few countries North Americans…
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Your December 5th, 2020 Lesser Footy Open Thread
Hello everyone! It’s Lesser Footy Saturday and there are some good matches on today. But before we get to that, here to make an…
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Crazy Jane Presents: The Miami Dolphins after the Bye
/Camera goes on to reveal Doom Manor. Crazy Jane, wearing her signature leather jacket, spots the camera from a far and shouts out “Fuck!”.…
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Breaking News: Wakezilla signs with the Miami Dolphins! (Your Miami Dolphins Preview)
/Scene begins in a press conference room in Miami. The media are already seated when a dopey looking guy walks up to the podium.…
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Your July 26 Lesser Footy Open Thread: It’s Decision Day!
Welcome to Decision Day! With the exception of one game, every match has positional repercussions. Most importantly, the Top 4 and relegation are all…
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Your July 22nd Lesser Footy Open Thread: Getting over the hump
Hello Sports fans and Work Procrastinators! Happy hump day! To celebrate the midweek’s most sexiest day, we have a triple header– with the two…
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Your July 21st Lesser Footy Open Thread: Avoiding Relegation
Hello sports fans, gamblers and procrastinators! As you can see from the featured image, longtime sponsor of the Scousers, Carlsberg, have created a commemorative…