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Your Matchday 37 Lesser Footy Open thread: The Penultimate match
Hello Sports fans! We’ve got a lesser footy double header on the menu today. But first, a quick thought about yesterday’s Manchester United/ Chelski…
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Your Thursday Lesser Footy Open thread: Get back to work!
Hello sports fans and work procrastinators! We have a Lesser Footy Double header today. Game 1A: Continental Europe Bowl (1PM EST) A YUGE match…
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Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air
Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today’s 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We’ve…
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Your July 8th EPL Lesser Footy Open Thread: Did Fetuszilla finally become Babyzilla?
Hello Sports fans and people who rather watch lesser footy than work! We have 4 games on the menu today. Unfortunately, three of them…
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Your matchday 34 EPL Lesser Footy thread: Important games are being played today
Hello Lesser Footy fans! Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL. We have 3 games on today’s menu…
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I Watched It So You Didn’t Have To: Santa Girl
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: The Knight Before Christmas
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it…
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I Watched It So You Don’t Have To: Noelle
Hello DFOers! It’s December, which means, welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches…
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The Miami Dolphins at the Bye
Hello everyone! Welcome to the Dolphins at the bye—also known as the one week where Miami can’t lose on the field. I’m your host,…
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A Modest Proposal for the Miami Dolphins
“Hey Wakey, did you catch the Dolphins game?” a friend on Facebook will ask me, presumably with a shit eating grin on their face…