Request Line: In Good Hands

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 30, 2019August 30, 2019

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is seated at the console, setting things up for the day's show. DJ 3000 relaxes nearby. DJ 3000: So who's the guest for today? PRODUCER: [looks up] Oh, actually it's quite the get. DJ 3000: We're closing out the season in style? PRODUCER: Very much so. RECEPTIONIST: [via intercom]

Request Line: Joy

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 23, 2019August 23, 2019

I originally had a traditional Request Line planned for today. It's going to be a delight, I promise you. But you'll have to wait until next week, because I woke up this morning feeling inexplicably happy. So I thought I dedicate this week's Request Line to the concept of "joy".

Request Line: Poolside

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 16, 2019August 16, 2019

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is pacing in the studio, running through a list of tasks. PRODUCER: ...and once you get the station directory updated, you need to start working through that backlog of DFO Radio podcasts. DJ 3000: [CONTROLLER NOT FOUND] PRODUCER: Knock it off, I know there's nothing wrong with

Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview

Wakezilla - August 14, 2019August 14, 2019

/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body that begins just below Wakezilla's waist, with a head bobbing up and down. The bobbing stops and the sheets are raised to reveal Mrs. Wakezilla, wearing

Request Line: Boots on the Ground

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 9, 2019August 9, 2019

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A disappointed-looking PRODUCER is seated in front of the console, talking on the phone. PRODUCER: ...and of course I'm not a doctor Mr. Brown but I really don't think more cryotherapy is the answer. ANTONIO BROWN: [inaudible] PRODUCER: [sighs] Well, yes, your football career really must come first. I guess

DFO Art Week: Request Line / Radio

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 2, 2019August 1, 2019

Welcome to the final installment of DFO Art Week. Today I'm combining the art theme with Request Line / DFO Radio to showcase some of my favorites of the many images I've put together for the series over these four years. The theme for today's Request Line is "Music as

Request Line: Title Tracks

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 26, 2019July 26, 2019

INT. NEW YORK JETS TRAINING FACILITY - DAY A pair of men are standing outside an office, inspecting the name plate that is mounted on the wall. JANITOR: So...you want it changed again. ADAM GASE: That's right. JANITOR: But... GASE: Listen, the hierarchy here is...fluid. JANITOR: Okay. GASE: And it's important that my title here accurately reflects

Request Line: Names, Names, Names!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 19, 2019July 19, 2019

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A well-tanned PRODUCER and a cheerfully lit-up DJ 3000 stroll into the office. PRODUCER: Well that sure was a relaxing eight week stay in Puerto Vallarta, wouldn't you say, DJ 3000? DJ 3000: SI, SI, FUE MUY RELAJENTE. PRODUCER: We're back in the States, buddy. Better switch back to English before

Venezuela: Starving for your attention. Your 2019 Copa América Team Preview

Wakezilla - June 7, 2019June 7, 2019

Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela: Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play! Their

DFO Radio: Mo’ Money Mo’ Problems

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 28, 2019May 28, 2019

I'm going to be trying something a little bit different with DFO Radio in the upcoming days, so DOUBLE SHOT radio is getting sent to the discarded 8-track bin in the sky and you'll only be getting single doses of these older ones until we've successfully burned them off. Speaking

DFO DOUBLE SHOT Radio: Can We Talk About It and Rage Against the Machine

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 15, 2019May 15, 2019

For the second week in a row, you're being treated to a playlist curated by the irrepressible Thee Wee Baby Seamus, who continued his superb job of filling in during my vacation with the topic of "Can We Talk About It" - a playlist of songs about "talking, not talking, avoiding

Request Line: Gingers

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 3, 2019May 3, 2019

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ANDY DALTON: [impassioned] Red hair is a quarterback's game. PRODUCER: [reading from a magazine] Uh huh. ANDY DALTON: The harsh truth is, most red-haired football players look like blonds who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted. Yet that same pigmentation that