Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended?
I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a
Greetings, and happy belated 4th of July to our American friends, and happy Friday to the Canadians among us. This week I'm reporting in from Brighton, England. Mrs. Sharkbait and I decided to go off on a last vacation before we start preparing for baby shark (Stop). We chose this
There's this guy named James Holzhauer who has recently dominated one of the most beloved shows ever to appear on America's airwaves. (To clarify, for once I am not referring to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.) He's won over a million dollars in just a few weeks and now holds
It's been a little while since we've had an update on the construction of the new gargantuan undertaking that will eventually become the stadium for the L.A. Rams. It will also allow the Chargers to sleep in the basement provided it uses only the back door to enter and exit
If you can't stand the heat, shut the fuck up
When I was 23 years old, I'd moved to Florida with vague ambitions. The 2004 vote was coming up, and I'd doubtlessly join the cause to help the Democrats take back the election. But mostly, I was just going to blow
"OH BOY THE GRAMMYS!" said no one, ever.
The disappointment of the Grammys brings to my mind the summer of 2017.
Now, WineWife LOVES Adele. Has all the albums; bought the CDs first day. I'm not a total idiot, so when they announce Adele is going to be performing at Wembley Stadium for
I went away on vacation this Christmas, and abandoned the site for a couple of weeks. In exchange for that kindness, I promised I would write up a post about said experience. I've been saving it for a day bereft of content. Save for Low Commander's excellent post on his
It has been about 6 months since the last time I attended a Beer Festival of some kind. That's probably a good thing, since I really don't need to shouldn't put my body through that very often. Back in December, this Festival was brought to my attention, and based on the
I've mentioned this before and this is probably not surprising to many of you, but yes, I, BallsofSteelAndFury, have attended the AVN Awards Show in Las Vegas, Nevada.
For someone NOT in the industry, it is as surreal as you may think.
I've wanted to tell this story for a long time,
Hey Bros and Ladies,
Your pal Wakezilla finally got some time off to do some fun stuff during his winter vacation. As a result, I decided to hit up Aquabro, starring my boy, Jason Bromoa. Here's my review of this brotastic film. Grab a Bud Light Lime and have a seat
Part 1: A Friends Affair
I try to make it down to New York every year for a hockey game. Mrs. Sharkbait and I started discussing the idea of packaging a Giants game in the same weekend. We decided it wasn’t right that I’ve been to a Giants game and she
A couple of weeks ago I'm grinding away at work and get an email. It's from my work's social committee and we're invited to go to the Toronto zoo for the day with your family. And lunch is provided. Sweet. The following is my attempt to document my day.
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