He's not dead, he's drunk!
Two years in a row the sky crashed open, the world ended in violence and heartbreak. Some kind of voodoo magic fills the air, smoke pestilence, outrage, disgrace no other way to explain it. No one giggles anymore.
The game was over, victory was ours and then
Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau
Hello kiddies! I'm back.
Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay they felt (the fools) safe enough to swing open the doors of the mentally wounded and desperately depraved ward and let me have a visit but this visit comes
Banner image courtesy of the legendary Ralph Steadman.
Turn off your mind, relax and just float along with me.
Maybe it was the 50 grams of high grade edible pot or maybe it was the terribly (we'll get to that ) overpriced beers but what started out was a simple idea, I'm
Hi, welcome back. Miss me? I am going to assume you said "Hell no." So I sit down to watch my favorite thing in life, no not porn, time and place kids. That's right the God Damn National Football League. I got my rally skins, I'm drunk, I've got my
How you may be asking does one become a
Saints fan in the first place?
(The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back up beeping) Lets go back in time shall we?
No one chooses to be a Saints fan, we are cast from birth, a kind of divine intervention, you think I wanted this?
Did you ever drink too much? I'll wait until you stop laughing, Then you woke up in the morning only to find out you made a promise? Not just a promise but a daunting task of a pact that your fool drunk ass made? Cue the stupid music, maybe for
Wait, you want me to do what? You bust up your leg and I get to cook you dinner and then write about it? Seems fair, I don't mind dropping some mad love bombs for my brother and I am fairly certain he would do the same for me, fairly