Hi, welcome back. Miss me? I am going to assume you said "Hell no." So I sit down to watch my favorite thing in life, no not porn, time and place kids. That's right the God Damn National Football League. I got my rally skins, I'm drunk, I've got my
How you may be asking does one become a
Saints fan in the first place?
(The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back up beeping) Lets go back in time shall we?
No one chooses to be a Saints fan, we are cast from birth, a kind of divine intervention, you think I wanted this?
Did you ever drink too much? I'll wait until you stop laughing, Then you woke up in the morning only to find out you made a promise? Not just a promise but a daunting task of a pact that your fool drunk ass made? Cue the stupid music, maybe for
Wait, you want me to do what? You bust up your leg and I get to cook you dinner and then write about it? Seems fair, I don't mind dropping some mad love bombs for my brother and I am fairly certain he would do the same for me, fairly