And God Said “Hi.”

DJ TAJ - April 14, 2024April 10, 2024

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There is nothing that can make me leave this house ever again, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! “What? Who’s coming to town”? “Laurie Anderson?” “No way! Here?" “Orpheum Theater downtown Los Angeles.” DAMN FINE SHOT “I haven’t been outside this house in five years but just that name alone changes all thought processes. A chance to see God, live

Sunday Gravy with yeah right and DJ Taj: We Ate it so you don’t have to. KFC’s Chizza!

yeah right - March 24, 2024March 23, 2024

Good morning and welcome to the lab! At the suggestion of our own Litre Cola, brother DJ TAJ and I decided, "Well why the fuck not?" and we ordered and consumed the new menu offering from KFC. The "Chizza." Pronounced "Cheat-za" this, uh thing, is another in a long line of "gimmick" foods

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ!: I think I broke a tooth

DJ TAJ - March 3, 2024March 1, 2024

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The lizards are crawling on my face and eating my eyes. Failure is indeed an option and I have chosen most unwisely, again, Shit This all comes from a sanguine suggestion of “Yeah Right” Pie indeed. Cover me in the blood of Christ for I am truly forsaken but only on Tuesday’s

Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2023August 17, 2023

As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a voice is heard asking "Who are you? What do you want?" The figure outside speaks from a different plane in reality and says “You have to invite me in” From

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ: A Swing and a Miss

DJ TAJ - August 6, 2023July 28, 2023

As the scene opens we see an old man who can’t say no sitting naked on a couch watching a 90 year old Joan Crawford movie, giggling like a loon and screaming to the sky about filling all dreams with electricity. When suddenly, there comes a knock upon the door. The

Lurid or Lucid? A Very Different Sunday Gravy

DJ TAJ - June 18, 2023June 13, 2023

The monumental sadness of everything. Harken back to a happier time, while stoned and watching, I think it was Bourdain. He was in some remote village in a place I long (I’m certain Dok has already been) to see, when the host asked where one can get the best drunken egg rolls

2022 New Orleans Saints Team Preview

DJ TAJ - September 8, 2022September 8, 2022

The Rattle of Metal Ghosts Everyone is dead, nothing left, smoke is all you see, the sound of laughter from little devils surrounds you. Burning and pestilence, greed and blood, dishonor, lie to hide the truth. We have to go to war with ourselves. Murder most foul right in my own

Dreams really do come true, if you’re an idiot

DJ TAJ - March 23, 2022March 21, 2022

My eyes fly open, sleep is instantly gone. I have seen my future and I know what I’m going to do with the rest of my sad existence. Have you ever been to a golf driving range and seen some loser in one of those crappy old machines picking up golf

Here Lies the Past

DJ TAJ - October 13, 2021October 13, 2021

I was in this horrible place several years ago Then my own personal demons cast me out, but not this time. When you're trespassing in the land of ghosts, it’s best to be aware of your surroundings. Madness dwells, the air is filled with it. As you stand on the fetid ground It splits open under

The Gods of Football

DJ TAJ - September 23, 2021September 25, 2021

You want one of these? You know you do, you know how you get one? You earn it by working hard and spilling hot blood. So I wake to a glorious morning and pack my bags. You see I’m off to Reedley California. 202 miles of searing road that leads to

Let’s go to Hollywood, but why?

DJ TAJ - July 28, 2021July 28, 2021

Marilyn. I want to find Marilyn What? I need to meet Marilyn Hey dude, I don’t know if you know it or not but Marilyn is dead, has been dead for a long time. I know, I know, just listen to me, you may not believe this but I know where she is. No way bro, where? Can’t

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ! I am going to predict your future.

DJ TAJ - May 2, 2021April 30, 2021

Ah sleep, is there anything better? Don't have to hear your partner nag you or your boss say something stupid, again. Warm cozy snoozing and the dreams are amazing, what did "The Stranglers" say? "Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches" Suddenly your eyes fly open searing pain slams