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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week: What’s Up in Belgium?
It’s been three weeks of me filing in for Sharky, and I have good news for you–your long national nightmare is over (after this…
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BFC’s Substitute Teacher Cocktail of the Week–Let’s Get French
Well, Sharky still isn’t back, so you’re stuck with me another week. Boo fucking hoo. Let’s keep our travel theme going and head over…
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Oh Boy! This guy again?
Punches back into content mine. Well hello there, I hope you’re keeping well, it’s been awhile. As it’s the offseason and…
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Ballsy’s Cocktail of the Week: Filling in the Mexican Way…
As y’all may know, Sharky is out in our nation’s Island State enjoying the sunshine, ocean, and resort drinks. While he’s out there living…
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Guttersnipe
There is light amid the darkness. Not only did mister Lily and I (mostly him) actually win a game last week but we are…
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Oh Boy! Rotational Thursdays with Litre.
Good evening. I’m fucking done with winter. Done! We have, until a few weeks ago had quite a mild one. A couple days here…
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Oh Boy! Rotational Thursdays with Litre.
Hi there offseasoners! Due to business, laziness, travel to exotic locales like Edmonton, Nisku, Camrose, BFC and I will be splitting duties on Thursday…
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Guttersnipe
The march continues. The ‘fingers are still mired in second-last place. After what very well may be 6 games in the second half (or…
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Guttersnipe
You know what really grinds my gears? Those people who make a big mewling deal about the name “soccer”. It’s called soccer in North…
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Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.
Good evening. Do you folks have a long weekend this weekend? Up here we do. ***Editor’s note. I am so hungover this is all…