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Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition
So, the Clone function is borked and I can’t use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open…
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Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread
How ’bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I’d put a…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…
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Your Thursday Night Reaching Under The Couch Looking For Content Open Thread
The Olympics are a gimme of course and I’m mighty grateful for them but news on other fronts? Well of course the first thing…
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Olympics Open Thread
Apologies once again for the intermittent site issues. I can assure you, we’ve got top men working on a fix right now. Anyway,…
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Your Sunday Afternoon Preseason Football Open Thread
We got our first fill of an actual slate yesterday. Thanks to many of you for filling out our Champions League league! And also…
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Your Unstaggered Preseason NFL Games Open Thread
Nobody wants to watch both of these games in their entirety but that’s not the point. The point is that any time I can…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: News, Notes, and Newsy Notes, Olympic Edition
Senor Weaselo, this title sucks, is everything fine? Yes, except, again, the FF name guide just needs to be out before the end of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, My Cable Sign-In Works!
So I can watch some team handball—Denmark vs. Argentina. Listen, Senorita Weaselo can watch all the swimming and gymnastics on the big-boy channel, but…
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