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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Chargers Preview 2026-10
WE are doing this because WE promised to do 3 previews pantsless. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Browns Preview 2026-9
WE are, appropriately, taking a Royal Dump as WE write this. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-8
WE are in pre-season! The Hall of Fame was, apparently, perfectly cromulent. WE, of course, did not watch a minute, but WE heard good…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-7
WE are in August, people! The off-season is almost over. As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-6
Yes, this bit is BACK! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, newly-appointed COMMISSIONER of…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-5
You thought I forgot about this bit, didn’t you? Well, you probably hoped. Well, nope! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football…
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What Now? A Monday Night Open Thread
For those that partook, now there’s an Olympic hangover to add to the NFL one. (though if you’re superdesperate the Combine is on this…
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Saturday night open thread – No Clone edition
So, the Clone function is borked and I can’t use the same format as before. Therefore, you get a stripped-down version of the Open…
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Your Mixed Bag Thursday Night Open Thread
How ’bout them Olympics! As always, hockey delivered, bringing you four OT games over two days. Were I a betting monkey I’d put a…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-4
As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football leagues, champion of the Freezer Vodka League, and Benevolent Monarch of the DFO Peoples, WE…