Twin Picks

Twin Picks – Ep 7: Flight 305

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Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): ...and so Diane, that now brings me to where we stand, or rather, I sit...seated alone in the fifth row inside a plane for a flight in which I was gifted the ticket by a man I've never met.  And, to give you an update,

Twin Picks – Ep 6: Revive

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Catch up on previous episodes here. Female Voice 1: Clear! Female Voice 2: Zap him again... Female Voice 2: Zap the son of a bitch again! Female Voice 1: Hold! He's back! Female Voice 2: Agent Cooper. Can you hear us? Agent Dale Cooper: Err...Diane? Female Voice 1: Men. Forget it. He's all yours, Officer. Let's get out of

Gazing into Balls’ crystal balls

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Trust me,  you do NOT want to see the other images I considered for this post. This will be my weekly outlook as to who will make the playoffs,  who won't,  who will win,  and who won't. Essentially,  it will be an exercise in pissing Hippo and Moose off. TO THE STANDINGS! AFC What about

Twin Picks – Ep 5: Collective Soul

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Agent Dale Cooper: Well then. So here I am. It would appear that, one, my room service breakfast has not yet arrived. Number two, it is clear that I have been shot at close range. If my interpretation in this reality is any indication of the actual wound, it would

Twin Picks – Ep 4: A Whisper Of Smoke

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Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have checked in to my accommodations at 21c Museum Hotel. Situated on the 18th floor, the malfunction of one elevator means either taking the stairs -- at nearly 500 feet above sea level -- or a lengthy wait to get to or from

Twin Picks – Ep 3: The Usual Suspects

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Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we are waiting in the office of Bengals owner Mike Brown. I am accompanied by local lawman, police chief Eliot Isaac who, thus far, has navigated me through interactions with two potential suspects: one AJ McCarron, a persistent and, frankly, creepy young man with

Twin Picks – Ep 2: Traces to Nowhere

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Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we have arrived at the Bengals facility, Paul Brown Stadium, which to me sounds like the name of the place where the cross-state Cleveland Browns would play, where the general employees are beginning to fill the parking lot. Per the league calendar, most of the veterans

Twin Picks – Ep 1: Pilot

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Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have just recently arrived on the north bank of the Ohio River. I have been on the periphery of the scene but, after speaking to coroner for any initial indications that this may be another strike by our man, I am confident that the