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Guttersnipe
The march continues. The ‘fingers are still mired in second-last place. After what very well may be 6 games in the second half (or…
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Guttersnipe
Sweet mother of god, it’s Tuesday already. The never ending holiday of angry traffic and wet socks took place over what seemed like a…
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Guttersnipe
Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did.…
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Twin Picks – Ep 7: Flight 305
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): …and so Diane, that now brings me to where we stand, or rather, I sit…seated alone in the fifth…
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Twin Picks – Ep 6: Revive
Catch up on previous episodes here. Female Voice 1: Clear! Female Voice 2: Zap him again… Female Voice 2: Zap the son of a bitch…
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Gazing into Balls’ crystal balls
Trust me, you do NOT want to see the other images I considered for this post. This will be my weekly outlook as to…
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Twin Picks – Ep 5: Collective Soul
Agent Dale Cooper: Well then. So here I am. It would appear that, one, my room service breakfast has not yet arrived. Number two,…
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Twin Picks – Ep 4: A Whisper Of Smoke
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, I have checked in to my accommodations at 21c Museum Hotel. Situated on the 18th floor, the malfunction…
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Twin Picks – Ep 3: The Usual Suspects
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we are waiting in the office of Bengals owner Mike Brown. I am accompanied by local lawman, police…
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Twin Picks – Ep 2: Traces to Nowhere
Agent Dale Cooper (to handheld recorder): Diane, we have arrived at the Bengals facility, Paul Brown Stadium, which to me sounds like the name of…