Before the start of the NFL season I had a few predictions for the upcoming Vikings season. "The Vikings are indeed loaded at almost every level but the offensive line is problematic as fuck. In addition the Vikings have a much more challenging schedule this year. I have no idea how
[inside, night, 4 people huddled around a table in a dark corner of the Anchor Bar. Outside is cold and snowing] Devil Thanks for meeting me here guys Peterman No problem McCoy [stairs blankly] Devil [mutters to him\her self] no one is going to hit you here, take off the damn helmet Lorenzo Alexander Hello Devil So...I called
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mnw9uiYggU Some days, you just don't give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I'm not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxvT8KKdFw Tonight's sports: NHL: Leafs at Capitals - 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN Canucks
Well, holy hell. Wasn't that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to see who is who? Two greats, with history, both recent, and historically, to add to their legacy? Steelers and Patriots, two rivals vying for for supremacy
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO.... Who's ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and Mount Union?! This is our methadone for the four weeks, before our six month heroin bender begins. 24 teams (that's 75% of the league; MATH!) play tonight. Here's
Photo Credit: Some Weird Youtube Video with Adrian Amos Every year of my football-watching life, the off-season has been a giant slog punctuated by tiny dopamine hits along the otherwise slow, cruel, and seemingly endless march to opening kickoff. As soon as the Super Bowl was over, I craved football's return.
Photo Credit: USA Today Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their freshly wedded bliss Duke of Sussex: Ay, love, this is the best. Just you and me and all these servants, and the paparazzi as soon as we step outside.
To Lemonjello's relief, we are not talking fútbol this morning. Not while the draft is on. We can discuss last night's selections and today's choices. That last sentence could apply to food, drinks, sexual partners, or draft picks. YOU MAKE THE CALL! In the meantime, I want you bring this important and hilarious