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tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 3)
Hey. It was a pretty decent weekend of sports watching at Fortress LemonJello. Leeds United won, 3-1 over Wolverhampton. The Jaguras eked out a…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.
Guten Tag, drones. Although probably not this morning, at least here in what used to be the Democratic Republic of America, or maybe it…
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More Things Should Be Removed This Easily: A 2025 Dallas Cowboys Preview
I recently had a (very) minor surgical procedure to remove something called a pilar cyst. They’re benign but can get annoying, they run in…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God, You’re Not Gonna Play That Again, Are You?
Guten Tag drones. Let’s make this quick. I’ve just come back from a weekend in Vermont, where I ate and drank a lot and…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Nailed It! (Not Blair Walsh Edition.
Guten Tag drones. Once again I’ve left this to the last minute. I thought I’d have Monday off, but then a deposition I thought…
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Let Them Eat Peasants–Global Snaxx Review and Sunday Evening Open Thread
DonT is off tonight. So if you’re sick of me as a sub for Sharky, too, now you get to be sick of me…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: The Line Approaches
(featured image likely results in a Dallas punt) Or something like that. Not exactly the profound effect I was going for as we enter…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: On Second Thought
Guten Tag drones. Last week, in an effort to soothe your football-loving souls, we drafted linebackers. At the conclusion of said draft our own…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Draw The Line
Guten Tag Drones. I barely remembered the draft this weekend, but here we are at 11:05 pm Sunday night throwing words on a computer…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Making Singles, Drinking Doubles
Guten Tag, drones. I stole the title of today’s draft from a compilation from Bloodshot Records which, if you like Americana, Rock and/or Roll,…
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