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Scene: Nottingham Cottage on the sprawling Kensington Palace Grounds. A beautiful woman and her ginger husband are basking in their freshly wedded bliss
Duke of Sussex: Ay, love, this is the best. Just you and me and all these servants, and the paparazzi as soon as we step outside.
To Lemonjello's relief, we are not talking fútbol this morning. Not while the draft is on.
We can discuss last night's selections and today's choices. That last sentence could apply to food, drinks, sexual partners, or draft picks.
YOU MAKE THE CALL!
In the meantime, I want you bring this important and hilarious
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you're asking yourself, "Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can't wait all the way to the start of the NFL season to hear his velvety voice!" This is you, right? No?
Yes, it's The Masters. Golf's biggest event, and it's most self-serving.
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Yesterday, the Chicago Bears announced the hiring of erstwhile Kansas City Chiefs Offensive Coordinator Matt Nagy as the 16th head coach in franchise history. GM Ryan Pace, recent recipient of a largely undeserved 2 year contract extension, worked harder than Ernie Accorsi in picking a winner
Here we are, back again, to take a look at football in LA this year. The regular season is over for all teams, so we have a good basis for comparison. Here is our final chart:
As you can see, the college teams collectively outdrew the NFL teams on average attendance.
Banner image via some random ass site
Scene: A large industrial footprint that, come on, you can read the banner image, right? Clearly we're at a recycling facility. Let's say it's north of New York for proximity to the NFL offices and because where exactly doesn't matter. It's fiction, just suspend
Happy New Year to everyone! This is your friendly neighborhood Balls here. Our usual author, Blaxxy, had himself quite a New Year and is under the weather.
Anywhoo, you get me this week. As I mentioned in the New Year Open Thread, one of my New Year resolutions is to look
Banner Image from Pinterest. What? Screw you. And yes, he is a big ol' meathead.
Buenos días, damas y caballeros. Your usual consigliere de Quotables has decided that you all deserve his entertainment but not his judgment. So you're stuck with me. Boo fucking hoo. This week's submissions here. You'll note not all
Here we are, once again, to see where we are on the LA football landscape. Everything seems to be coming up Millhouse for good ole LA as we have three teams in first place and the other just landed the biggest fish in the NCAA coaching pond.
There is a lot
Thought you were done with me, huh?
Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update on where they are this season.
Also, because it's me, you get it in homophonic pictorial form.
Okay, let's start. I originally said that this season would hinge on
I hope you are enjoying your weekend. If we can get through it without WWIII starting, I think that'll be the true victory. And that's talk I haven't used since Reagan unveiled the SDI.
Took the doggies to a Bernese Mountain Dog get-together at a lake east of town today.
Yes, I know, I know, it's football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don't see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey post for tomorrow (to my knowledge…), but the least I can do is see this through, right?
First question, how did I do?
Preseason picks: BOS, TOR,