Your “Engage Tire Fire Protocol!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Jay Cutler has cleared concussion protocol, and will start Sunday versus Denver. The Broncos will counter with (spins wheel) Trevor Siemian. Devonta Freeman has cleared concussion protocol & will return to the Falcons active roster. Worryingly, it's his third concussion since November 2015, pushing him close to Trent

Koeman Out! Lesser Footy Thread

With Thursday's pathetic home loss to Lyon, Everton are essentially out of Europe after only half of their group ties played (their 1 point representing the worst English result at this stage ever - and that's even counting Hull the season they made it whilst playing in the Championship).  Combined with

July Is The Shittiest Month Open Thread

There are people who love summer.  They are called tan extroverts.  They can go fuck themselves with a rusty screwdriver.  Summer is a humid, bug-infested sports wasteland.  Forget Christmas, this is when people ought to be killing themselves in droves. All that's left is fucking baseball.  And even that cold comfort

Lesser Footy Before the Madness

Yes, it's almost time to be consumed with our office pools and the like.  But first, there is some unfinished business in the Prem worth watching, like the amazing seasons of strikers Harry Kane (Spurs) and Romelu Lukaku (Everton).  It's quite refreshing that neither of the marquee goal scorers plays for