God Bless Super Frank Lampard

I don't know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half.  I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to despair and turned the telly off. Survival.  Somehow, someway...the Blues avoided the drop and have a fighting chance to rebuild.  Frank Lampard is the right man to

Welcome to Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging

As you may have heard, Everton are in a scrap for their very survival.  Our heart, soul, and pride have already been rendered like so much hog fat.  There is but one thing left, surviving the death blow. No matches look larger than "crucial relegation six-pointer" away to Burnley.  Most Bitter

All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!

You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories.  But Frank Lampard is a Tory Cunt. Well, fuck it.  Now he's OUR Tory Cunt, and I welcome him to Merseyside, without reservation.  You see, when you endure 6 months of