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Everton are Freeeeeee(dkin)! and Other FITBAW Matters
So much going on in sportsball. Uncle Teddy takes a one-Saturday ciggy break, to celebrate ball-gargling, money-laundering, fuckhead fraud Fahrad Moshiri finally OUT of…
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BOTG Seems Very Likely – Sign-Up Sheet Nightly Thread
No, this isn’t like signing up for one’s week in the barrel. I am not much of a planner, but I wanted to take…
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BOTG Opportunity? Frank Lampard’s Everton in the Charm CIty
As you all know, I really hate leaving the house. But the thought of an international flight REALLY seems like a dealbreaker to this…
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God Bless Super Frank Lampard
I don’t know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half. I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to…
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Welcome to Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging
As you may have heard, Everton are in a scrap for their very survival. Our heart, soul, and pride have already been rendered like…
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All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!
You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories. But Frank Lampard…
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Still Reveling In Post-Derby Bliss
Jurgen Klopp is a whingy baby-man, and his tears bring joy to the masses. I may never live to see another day that blissful,…
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Update From Unabomber Shack Open Thread
I am not writing any damned manifesto (who the fuck would read it?) but my descent into Quarantine Madness continues unabated. We are now…
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Don Carlo Fawning Boxing Day Open Thread
Oh my LAWD, they’s a bunch of Lesser Footy going down. Who says the Day After Christmas is depressing? I don’t have to work,…
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Benvenuto Don Carlo! Lesser Footy (and Early NFL Special) Open Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. Cue Ron Paul, because It’s Happening! Mikel Arteta (who may be on the touchline this am for the Gooners) thinks…