God Bless Super Frank Lampard

I don’t know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half.  I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to despair and turned the telly off.

Survival.  Somehow, someway…the Blues avoided the drop and have a fighting chance to rebuild.  Frank Lampard is the right man to lead that rebuild, which hopefully includes as many changes in central midfield as humanly/FFP possible.

From a macro point again, it was really nice to be able to use my (feeble) brain cells again.  Thursday evening and Frday morning, I got a shit-ton of work done.  Helped me get unburied, as I had been a physical and emotional wreck all week.  Could not even begin to THINK about focusing.

As for the rest – Man City (hosting Villa) have to win (or hope the Shite drop points home to Wolves, which they won’t) on Sunday to claim the Title.  Team White Lives Matter (home to the Bonesaws) has a yuuuuuge goal differential on Leeds, so they simply much match Leeds’ result, and they’ll be safe.  Burnley are masters of the Draw, so Leeds (away to Beesus) had better plan on winning.

I may or may not watch, all games are 11:00 EST Sunday, on various NBC-related platforms.

Oh yeah, King’s Afrikan Water Pistols will beat the tar shit out of the Everton U-23s, and I won’t be arsed one bit.  39 points, 16th position locked (they could pip Saints for 15th, but won’t) and loaded, and I will gladly take it.

There will be some random goodies today – a Wembley date for Sunderland and Wycombe (10:00, ESPN+), with promotion to the Championship on the line.  How will the Black Cats fuck this chance up?  STAY TUNED!

We also get the Kraut Kup awarded (2:00, ESPN+), with upstarts Freiburg taking on the Energy Drinks.

France plays out all its final matches at 3:00, but I don’t care enough to scrounge for storylines.

Everton are safe and life is almost tolerable again WOO!!!