Here we are, once again, on Sexy Friday (all Fridays should be Sexy), and we’re looking at some interesting sports thingys this weekend.
You’ve got your NHL playoffs. You’ve got your NBA playoffs. You’ve got the NASCAR All-Star Race. You’ve got Liga MX semifinals. You’ve got the last weekend of European fútbol action.
All that is good and all but you’re probably wondering, “Balls, should I go see the new Maverick movie this weekend?”
I would tell you to save your money and wait until next weekend when The Bob’s Burgers Movie comes out, but I have an irrational hatred of Tom Cruise.
Actually, I take that back.
I really don’t hate the man. Or any man or woman for that matter. I’m very much a Live and Let Die person.
HOWEVAH, I don’t care for his movies, his personality rubs me the wrong way, and I think he and John Travolta should just come out already and live their lives happy as gay men.
But I’m not going to tell anyone how to live their lives.
I read an interview this week with Scott Thompson of The Kids In The Hall and Paul Bellini, the guy in the towel in the KITH shows and a friend and collaborator of Scott. In that interview, they discussed being openly gay in the 80s and how difficult it was.
I remember those days and they’re right. We’ve come a LONG way since those days. It’s a LOT easier for young gay people to come out today than it was 40 years ago.
Which is to say, Tom and John, it’s never too late. Heck, you might get a boost in popularity!
No pics or videos today as I’ve not had time to prepare them. I’ll leave it to Brocky or Mr. Ayo to make up for me.
Type away!
Thanks Mr Ayo, you punch way above your weight class Sir.
Hey Refs, chill out on the whistles already.
Last funny;
Elon Musk is really doing an incredible job educating the public about how capitalists end up aligning with fascists to maintain their wealth and limit the power of the working classes.
It appears Alberta is need of more Bananacakes.
Holy fuck that game was indeed Rocking!
Glad to see the fans are rocking and
Enjoying the new stadium
Tourountou won’t be taking that goal away from Edoumountoun.
G’devenin. Drunk on wine as is custom. How we !ll doin?
Better than the Jaguars under Tom Coughlin.
Maybe even as good as the Flames under Daryl Sutter.
But not as good as Connor McDavid, because nobody is that good.
That dude is insane. Absolute cheat code on ice.
Very much looking forward to the inevitable bench-clearing brawl between the Oileurs and Flaumeus, which will surpass the Anchorman fight sequence.
Is Beerguy Rob still hanging out with you, Prairie Wino?
All is bloody fucking well in the world.
All these ads for crypto make it incredibly clear that crypto is in the end stages of its bubble.
Curry was Rockingggg
https://mobile.twitter.com/BulletClubIta/status/1527854332598681600?cxt=HHwWgICwsfXag7QqAAAA
Hahaha
Warriors get the W
Holy shit that was a hell of a comeback y’all
This is Rockingggg 🏀
Also shout out lil Wayne in the bay for the game
That’s Rocking
The Dubs are Rocking!
Curry is Rocking!
LOL
Does this count as sexy Friday?
Battle of Alberta is living up to the haet.
Not quite bananacakes, but the oven is being preheated.
Oh. There is much hate. I hate those jacked up truck fucks.
Alright fuck this week. I’m going to watch some of Sydney Carlton and go to bed.
(goes looking for “Sydney Carlton’s OnlyFans page”)
Wiggins with the 3 and looooney with the slam to beat the clock
Dubs down by 2!
This is Rockingggg 💯
There was a point where it felt like Dallas decided they were going to lose this game.
Yea man
Was looking rough early…
Rough rough
Warriors making a little run clawing back into this…
It’s Rocking!
Whoa Mavs have dropped 75 on em in the first half
That’s pretty rocking
We had an old school inclement weather day at work! Actually the power went out for several hours so we got to go home early. For you LA folks the outage knocked out power from El Segundo Blvd east to almost Rosecrans at 3:00 on a Friday!
This also meant the intersections of El Segundo including Aviation were shut down.
Yeah.
But it did allow me to get home early and fire up the Sunday Gravy test kitchen! Which was really needed because this menu takes at least 2 days of solid work. Done for now which is great because this preparation made me sneeze and blow my nose probably 27 times already.
It’s going to be kick ass!
Going to clear out my sinuses with some hot wings tonight
Sometimes it’s needed. I’m a huge fan of all the sinus impacting foods like horseradish, wasabi, Chinese mustard etc.
It’s the fountain of youth.
That’s the kind of heat I like. I can’t do super hot peppers, but I love me some horseradish.
You’ll really like this menu then. Very pungent but little burn.
Also the new bathrooms at the DFO clubhouse seem rocking, rite?
Not from where I’m sitting.
Well it’s not for sitting.
Zymm’s the one who can pee standing up. Not in my skill set.
Dude
Shit ton of 3’s tonight
Hahaha it’s Rockingggg
Found a funny;
Every dog at a bar is a tiny celebrity
Speaking of bars, 29 years ago tonight was the series finale of Cheers.
LOL
SEXY FRIDAY:
13-0 run by the Warriors
Cut the Mavs lead down to 4
That’s Rockingggg!!!
Someone should warn this lovely lady that she’s in the midst of a rapist.
My happy hour plans fell through, so now you’re all stuck with me.
Time for a Vieux Carre while I watch Top Chef and get ready for Flames-Oilers
Easily in the top five most underrated cocktails
I think next up is a Sazerac, sticking with the New Orleans theme.
Let’s try Moose-summoning attempt #2. Chicks with guns!!
“You know, Trump wasn’t all bad when you think about it.”
(looks around)
That’s my best effort. I’ll be outside dry heaving for saying that.
Southwest just canceled my flight and bumped me to tomorrow.
How much stuff am i owed?
ALL.
Their response:
A night with the CEO’s wife.
Yeah, but he’s in the C group, so I’m not sure it’s worth collecting that one.
Twist in plot: she’s 93 years old
Tens of stuff. Maybe even hundreds.
Huh, that may be the first Catholic priest that refuses that have someone get on the knees in front of them so the priest can put something in their mouth.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/05/20/nancy-pelosi-catholic-communion/9861315002/
That guy is skating awfully close to the simony line, if you ask me.
Looking at a looooooooong night, guys. Doing an email tenant migration for 200 email accounts, and we can’t start until 10 p.m. Then I get to troubleshoot them getting logged back in over the weekend. May have to break both my diet and my no caffeine rule for this one!
I guess we know what that means…
Hey, I never said I quit the Pacino powder.
Keep us posted.
They don’t need to be logged in until Monday. Migrate and turn your phone off.
Eh, they’ll cry either way. Time to start drinking!
That’s what you get for having a jerb.
It seems like a mistake every day. Though my industry is in enough trouble that I might be finding something new soon anyway.
Shit, that reminds me, my G-Suite account expires soon.
Are you moving to something else or do you need to keep it?
I just don’t want to pay for it.
God speed internet dad.
I am still doing this.
My wife has a gay uncle. They’re in their 60’s and love to talk about the dingy art gallery they had in NYC in the 80s and like every artist they showed died of AIDS. Then she had a gay friend who is the stereotypical young, gay, having all kinds of gay sex (which I don’t ordinarily think of enjoy as much as banging hot chix, right fellas?) and has never had hid gayocity affect his job growth (so far as anyone knows).
I was at dinner with the uncles and they were taking about those gay riots in NYC back then where they, I assume, overran the cops and rammed their penises into the cops butts or, I dunno, forced the cops’ penuses in their butts. Then they asked how my wife’s friend is doing. I was like, “all the bullshit you two went through, you should never have to buy a drink in a gay bar again. You completely laid the groundwork for these guys (I didn’t mention it was white straight men like myself who ALLOW them to get married) and they should show some gd respect.”
Oddly, to me, they just sort of shrugged it off. I guess no amount of drinking can fill the void of a butt.
This man is one election away from being governor of Pennsylvania.
https://apps.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/a407262.pdf
Redshirt, you’re so deep inside the bubble that you’re doing clickbait shit.
Noted, though I posted because of how absurd it is. Also, it doubles as therapy for the shit I gotta deal with.
Yet by posting it you are spreading it, even if you’re just pointing out its absurdity. Intent doesn’t matter.
Noted.
Admins – if possible, please delete this post for Forum Peace. I am unable to do so by editing.
My lifelong blood feud with the Terrible Towels continues.
Four more to hate on!
There are four, I had to compress the snot out of the picture. I’m terrible at math, but not that bad!
We just assumed you were high and seeing double.
I am high as fuck, shocking, isn’t it?
Proper Friday!
Ayo’s hitting the ground running.
Ayo always rises to the occasion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI
I’m always prepared!
“I’d play ‘the floor is hot lava’ with her anytime!” – Eli Manning
This picture qualifies as a DOUBLE SHOT thanks to the top-shelf bonus sexiness in the background.
I did not see that. Thanks!
Cousin It’s hot daughter?
There is no boob like side boob
Double shot!
Bless you and thank you!!