God Bless Super Frank Lampard

I don't know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half.  I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to despair and turned the telly off. Survival.  Somehow, someway...the Blues avoided the drop and have a fighting chance to rebuild.  Frank Lampard is the right man to

Into the Wild Weekend of Nothingness

Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aItpjF5vXc We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there's ONE match.  And it's Burnley/Watford (1p, Peacock).  BLECH. But lo, we have a shit ton of FA Cup ties.  The patented magic started last night, with Boro taking out Men Untied, after

All Hail Tory C–t Frank Lampard!!

You may remember Hippo (and/or Other Hippo) saying things like: Not all Tories are cunts, and not all cunts are Tories.  But Frank Lampard is a Tory Cunt. Well, fuck it.  Now he's OUR Tory Cunt, and I welcome him to Merseyside, without reservation.  You see, when you endure 6 months of