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Not a Model, Mundial PM Thread
Happy Fathers’ Day! I’m a father myself, you know, and therefore looking forward to doing squat shit for the rest of the day. And…
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Hooked, Mundial Sábado AM Thread
Buenas buenas. Given this community’s North American heritage, the banner is proof of YOUR glee: hand-drawn emojis for hypotheses, observation through stick tallies. Here…
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Mundial Día 4: Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Buenas, buenas. Oof. Let me dim the lights a little. I missed the majority of yesterday’s action on account of a most joyous family…
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World Cup 2026 Expectations and Predictions
As a fan of time theft and overall dicking around at work, it is with total pleasure that I welcome the ’26 Mundial. This…
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Indiscipline, Uruguay ’26 Mundial Preview
In the 2022 World Cup, Uruguay got shafted by the refs in penalties: two against for dubious fouls, several hackings uncalled on Darwin and…
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Keeping It Tolerable: Mundial ’26 Argentina Preview
The 2022 World Cup was billed as Messi’s last. In the final, Argentina defeated France in a cracking 3 – 3 (4-2 pennos), and…
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Mundial State of Mind, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Sí sí síiiiii… The biggest tournament of the world’s most popular sport (a Quidditch Cup for normies, if you will), starts in 18 days…
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Another Tribute? Pfft, Yeah! – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Tomorrow will be the 6th anniversary of the death of The Wee Baby Seamus. Since tWBS’s passing, I’m afraid, he’s been posting less frequently.…
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Some Clarifications, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hello. Ok, enough formalities. I am not needy. You have been misinformed, likely by common acquaintances for whom replying by text to a “Hi”…
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Foiling the Anger Foist, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Muy buenas noches, mi biutiful gente. [Reads room.] Okei. Reset. ‘Sup. I’m sure everyone here has received the following jabs: “Don’t get defensive”, “There’s…