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Some Clarifications, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hello. Ok, enough formalities. I am not needy. You have been misinformed, likely by common acquaintances for whom replying by text to a “Hi”…
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Foiling the Anger Foist, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Muy buenas noches, mi biutiful gente. [Reads room.] Okei. Reset. ‘Sup. I’m sure everyone here has received the following jabs: “Don’t get defensive”, “There’s…
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A Li’l Bit of Everything – Tuesday Open Thread
Very good Tuesday evening to alla youse. Imma be subbin’ for the Reverend, Gamblor bless his spleen, and I apologize in advance for the…
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Looking Forward, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Evening, evening. Hope you had a fun draft. I paid attention this time around. How did I find it? For the last month, daily,…
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Keepin’ It Real, How: Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Friends, scholars, imaginary weirdos all: buenas noches. I renounce pretense. Reject all runarounds. Henceforth, I will simply say how I feel and live and…
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Broken and Beautiful, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Hello hello. Lately, gotta admit: it has been very mood-swinging down here in this Caribbean Paradise. So, for comfort, I’ve turned on to several…
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They Say It’s Easter, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening. For all us believers and non-believers, weirdos all: Happy Sunday. And this being Easter Sunday, let’s reflect on there being 20-summin’ more…
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Eventfulness, Please – Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Saludos amiguis. I hope this post finds you pantsless and within the range from Relaxed to Comatose. OR, better yet: if you have a…
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Sloppy Servitude, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hey hey. It’s been a work-heavy week down here in this Island Paradise, praise Jeebus. The downside is that I’m not able to meander…
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2026 Oscars, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Hola, hola. I’m so glad to be here, among many film buffs and fans in one of these… Let’s say, one of these Distraction…