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Keepin’ It Real, How: Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Friends, scholars, imaginary weirdos all: buenas noches. I renounce pretense. Reject all runarounds. Henceforth, I will simply say how I feel and live and…
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Broken and Beautiful, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Hello hello. Lately, gotta admit: it has been very mood-swinging down here in this Caribbean Paradise. So, for comfort, I’ve turned on to several…
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They Say It’s Easter, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening. For all us believers and non-believers, weirdos all: Happy Sunday. And this being Easter Sunday, let’s reflect on there being 20-summin’ more…
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Eventfulness, Please – Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Saludos amiguis. I hope this post finds you pantsless and within the range from Relaxed to Comatose. OR, better yet: if you have a…
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Sloppy Servitude, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hey hey. It’s been a work-heavy week down here in this Island Paradise, praise Jeebus. The downside is that I’m not able to meander…
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2026 Oscars, Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Hola, hola. I’m so glad to be here, among many film buffs and fans in one of these… Let’s say, one of these Distraction…
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Right Time, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Welcome back! Ay amiguis, it’s so great to have you back in Normal Time. I never left, being in Atlantic time and all. Hope…
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Rate Me, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola hola. I come before you annoyed. Let me defer on the whinging and go straight to a constructive proposition: I will not rate…
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Love Stinks, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola beautiful gente. I read somewhere that if you write about your love, words will flow like a riverbed: continuously, along mushy or rocky…
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Get Your Nails: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
♫‘Suuuuuuuuup!♫ Oh, happy mood tonite. I saw something yesterday that totally amped me up—uff. Jesus Christ… But Imma talk about nails first. When relationships…