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A Letter To My Forthcoming Child: Your 2025 New England Patriots Season Preview
Dear forthcoming child, With so much to do to prepare for your mid-November arrival, I wanted to take a few minutes to write down…
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Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview
Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few…
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By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment
Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today’s topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing…
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Wednesday Motivational: Listening
I hate macho crap. The aggro, the bluster, the catcalls, the “words are for PUSSAYS” of it all. It’s a gushing blast of testosterone…
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Wednesday Motivational: Apologies
When I’m at peak misanthropy, I wonder about all the importance given to apologies. Nobody’s perfect, everyone says. It’s an accepted truth, such as…
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Wednesday Motivational: Try Again
The Arizona Cardinals were one thing I liked about the 2023 season. They started the legend of Black Powder (nickname of the season), three…
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Wednesday Motivational: Appreciate, Reflect, Repeat.
Good morning, folks. I’m stepping in for tWBS in writing this Motivational because he’s still dead. Three years… Wow. Luv ya man [pours black…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites…
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Guttersnipe
Finally, mercifully, we’ve almost reached the end. Only a couple more greasy gutters into which we must dip our collective fingers. Week 25 is…