Balls metaphorically shoots Franz Ferdinand

ballsofsteelandfury - March 5, 2024March 3, 2024

I write this fully knowing the consequences. I apologize in advance for the blood about to be shed. However, I've held my tongue long enough. I'm only doing this for the good of society. Here goes: Girl Scout Cookies are tasteless saturated fat guilt bombs that prey on the weak and

By Popular Demand: College Football Realignment

ballsofsteelandfury - February 21, 2024February 16, 2024

Welcome to a new series in which I take your post ideas and run with them. Today's topic: College Football Realignment. I am nothing if not a people pleaser. Due to popular demand (yes, Blax is popular!), I am presenting you with my HOT TAEK on college football realignment. As I was prepping

Wednesday Motivational: Listening

Don T - January 24, 2024January 24, 2024

I hate macho crap. The aggro, the bluster, the catcalls, the “words are for PUSSAYS” of it all. It’s a gushing blast of testosterone and a complete waste of brain. In a word, blech. Here’s one thing nobody will ever say about macho types: he was a good listener. Listening requires

Wednesday Motivational: Apologies

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Don T - January 17, 2024January 17, 2024

When I’m at peak misanthropy, I wonder about all the importance given to apologies. Nobody’s perfect, everyone says. It’s an accepted truth, such as “people make mistakes”, “shit happens”, “I’m a Gemini”, and other gems of exculpation. And sure, admitting being wrong is a big ask: Who the hell wants to

Wednesday Motivational: Try Again

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Don T - January 10, 2024January 10, 2024

The Arizona Cardinals were one thing I liked about the 2023 season. They started the legend of Black Powder (nickname of the season), three of their four wins were against playoff teams (DAL, PIT & PHI), and got Kyler Murray back. Murray looks fine to either start or trade. Arizona

Wednesday Motivational: Appreciate, Reflect, Repeat.

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Don T - December 6, 2023December 6, 2023

Good morning, folks. I’m stepping in for tWBS in writing this Motivational because he’s still dead. Three years… Wow. Luv ya man [pours black coffee over kitchen ants]. I think about tWBS at least weekly, on account of his commitment to post something positive every Wednesday, even when he didn't want

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

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Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites that we have cared to frequent. It's your guide to fantasy football names! I'm your host, Senor Weaselo. A good fantasy football team name has many things. Humor,

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - March 21, 2023March 21, 2023

Finally, mercifully, we’ve almost reached the end. Only a couple more greasy gutters into which we must dip our collective fingers. Week 25 is upon us and according to the league webpage this will be the last night of regular play and then there will be some sort of “roll-off”

Q&A-Hole: Spiffin’ Edition

Alex_Demote - February 1, 2023January 26, 2023

Welcome back to Q&A-Hole, a series where I make up a question asked by a straw-man rube suckhead and then provide a magnanimous answer that proves once and for all that I am so very, very wise. That's right, I control the narrative, and today's narrative is "narcissism isn't a

Brain Dump Boil-Down Entry 2: The Five Rules

Alex_Demote - January 27, 2023January 25, 2023

My dad didn't know how to be a dad. He got married to a high-powered DC businesswoman who out-earned him significantly, and when they decided to have me, she started the process of transitioning to stay-at-home work in her field and my dad gave up his hobbies to pursue senior

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - January 10, 2023January 10, 2023

One late morning last week, seated in my motor-carriage and travelling to-wards a local restaurant in search of sustenance to break the night’s fast, I spotted a chunk of slush in the roadway. It being almost directly in my tire’s path I decided that the best slush is mushed slush

Q & A-hole: Inaugural Edition

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Alex_Demote - December 30, 2022December 29, 2022

Welcome to the inaugural Q & A-hole, where the questions are made up and the answers don't matter. But also questions of any type are welcome below, and I'll do my best to answer or at least make jokes at your expense (offer not available in all 50 states, your