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Q&A-Hole: Spiffin’ Edition
Welcome back to Q&A-Hole, a series where I make up a question asked by a straw-man rube suckhead and then provide a magnanimous answer…
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Brain Dump Boil-Down Entry 2: The Five Rules
My dad didn’t know how to be a dad. He got married to a high-powered DC businesswoman who out-earned him significantly, and when they…
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Guttersnipe
One late morning last week, seated in my motor-carriage and travelling to-wards a local restaurant in search of sustenance to break the night’s fast,…
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Q & A-hole: Inaugural Edition
Welcome to the inaugural Q & A-hole, where the questions are made up and the answers don’t matter. But also questions of any type…
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Guttersnipe
The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold…
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The Cozy Simplicity of Crises: a Wednesday Motivational
Let’s assume, just for a moment, that you are impatient or neurotic (quite a stretch, oh yeah). Imagine you are hungry and you extend…
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Guttersnipe
Today I have a tale of minimal importance. No, that’s not right. There is no import to speak of here. Certainly not the beer.…
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Guest Post : Mrs. Cola “Happy Nutrition Month”
Since March is Nutrition Month, I thought we’d look at a few key players in the lovely world of health and wellness influencers. As…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by…