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First Pre-Preseason Sunday Open Thread
[Walks up to podium, slight nod towards youse, adjusts microphone exasperatingly, grumbling atmosphere established] Cough. Hi! Good evening. Yeah… I’m also bummed. If only…
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It Will Be OK Eventually
I tried to get a “Wednesday Motivational” out of TWBS through a séance with my santero neighbors. Turns out the oracle (turtle) only knew Spanish.…
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Last Month of the Offseason WOOO! – July 1st Open Thread
People everywhere* are complaining about the heat. That means: it’s July, baby! Oh man, the 2018 NFL season is so close you can almost…