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Labor Day Open Thread – JV MNF Golddigger edition
Today was Labor Day in the US. Which we celebrate by making the lowest paid work while those who can afford to take…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2024 Season Preview: Payin’ for it
INTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY BOARD ROOM, COSTA MESA, CA – MORNING, SEVEN MONTHS AGO DEAN SPANOS: [On the phone] Look, John, it’s just like…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2023 Season Preview: The Happiest Place
INTERIOR – DISNEYLAND PARKING LOT, ANAHEIM, CA – MORNING JUSTIN HERBERT: Oh boy oh boy! I’m so excited to finally get that authentic Hollywood…
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Guttersnipe
I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a…
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Guttersnipe
Today I have a tale of minimal importance. No, that’s not right. There is no import to speak of here. Certainly not the beer.…
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Instant Hippo Mind-Go-Splodey
What the absolute fuck am I supposed to say about THAT?? I guess one could say we saw ONE guy break an all-time record. …
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A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread
Guten morgen, y’all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry…
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Weeeeeeeee’ve Got A Diamond…In JOE BIDEN! Saturday Open Thread
Editor’s Note: Balls did not write this. King Hippo did, but there was a scheduling error and this is our half-ass way of fixing…
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Imaginary Coach Loses Imaginary Job
Or jobs, for that matter. Bill O’Brien is relieved of his duties for the Houston Football Team. Well, it’s only about 9 months too…
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An Old Friend Comes Home
INTERIOR – SOFI STADIUM LOCKER ROOM, LOS ANGELES, CA – SUNDAY AFTERNOON [LOCKER ROOM DOOR FLIES OPEN] DR. DAVID CHAO: [Visibly stumbling] HI [hic]…