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Nobody’s Chargers 2020 Season Preview: No Control
INTERIOR – NONDESCRIPT DOMICILE, CARSON, CA – EVENING [A MAN sits alone on a couch in his living room, completely fixated on the TV…
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Screw It, I’m Quittin – The 2019 Indianapolis Colts On Bye
In retrospect, it may not have been wise to make the 2019 Indianapolis Colts Preview post all about Andrew Luck. Just before the season…
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No One’s Chargers 2019 Preview: Top Bolt
INTERIOR – CHARGERS WAR ROOM, MIRA MAR, CA – MIDDAY MAJ. TOM TELESCO: [Walking in] Good morning Tony. COMM. ANTHONY LYNN: Morning Tom. RADIO: Ghost Audience,…
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Why no one in LA gives a **** about the Chargers
As i’m writing this, the Fox crew is still showing highlights of the Patriots’ convincing win over the Chargers in the Divisional Round. No…
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Jason Garrett Evaluates his Roster
Interior: Dallas Cowboys practice facility, Frisco Texas. Jason Garrett: “Hey Scott.” Scott Linehan: “Jason.” JG: “Gonna be a tough schedule from here on out.”…
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Miss Bumbum – A Teaching Moment
As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of…
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Caleb Sturgis Takes a Ride
EXTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY, COSTA MESA, CA – MIDDAY [CALEB STURGIS walks alone to his car following Monday’s walk-through. He seems a bit…
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Nobody’s Chargers 2018 (Late) Bye Week Update – The End of an Era
INTERIOR – ST. CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES – MIDDAY [A massive group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people fill the pews of the church. The…
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BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast
♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫ GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU: Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii,…
