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Pre-season Monday Night Football – Open Thread
Welcome, welcome! Monday Night Football (or a somewhat reasonable facsimile thereof) will be played tonight. We have Redshirt’s Bengals vs. Dok’s Commanders, one team…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Your Sunny* Sunday Afternoon Open Thread (plus small amount of political content)
*Your weather may vary. I do love the Harris’ campaign throwing Trump and his acolytes off-balance. The latter were not even remotely prepared for…
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Your Thursday Night Preseason NFL Football Open Thread
Hey, it’s the last one. How about that? A few weeks from now things get real. (Giants fan shudders) Let’s see what’s going on…
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Ding Dong, Aaron Donald Is Gone (2024 RAMMITT Preview)
It’s finally happened. After threatening to retire for what seems like every offseason of his career, Aaron Donald, the most terrifying defensive lineman in…
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Your Mid-Afternoon Sporty Open Thread
We have two games later so plop your thoughts down here while we wait. Speaking of, I’ve watched the highlights and looked at the…
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Your Saturday Slate of Exhibition Games Open Thread
Well look at you over there bored out of your skull/day-drinking or what have you. Thanks for dropping by! There’s a heavy amount of…
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Your Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
Let’s get at it. Exiling McCarthy: To the sidelines, that is. Oh Minny, you had it all figured out. You weren’t going to give…
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Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.
As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…