Your Saturday Slate of Exhibition Games Open Thread

Well look at you over there bored out of your skull/day-drinking or what have you. Thanks for dropping by! There’s a heavy amount of tilts because, of course, the sked is featuring two games tomorrow night at the same freaking time! But as noted on Thursday this is our first look at a bunch of starters but just a fleeting glance.

To The Games!

Cin/Chi:

Chili or deep dish? I’ll pass on both.

NYG/Hou:

For the love of bananas, can we see some average play from the Giants o-line? It’s been about 5 years now. Should I keep Tank Dell in Math Hard! league? I got him on the waiver wire for $0 so it won’t be much and I want a piece of that offense.

Det/KC:

This would make for a treemendous regular season game.

Min/Cle:

Anyone gonna take a chance on Chubb? He should be rounding into shape during the fantasy playoffs but that’s a long time to have him sit on your bench.

Buf/Pit:

A small part of me wants Fields to steal the starter job. Why? Because Wilson was a Christian weirdo long before the term entered the zeitgeist. I think Tomlin is entering his “9-8 years” phase.

Was/Mia:

I’m picking week 4 for Mostert’s first injury.

Ari/Ind:

I like the Colts as a sneaky good team as well as the team owner most likely to die of an overdose this season.

NYJ/Car:

Shitty owners, shitty teams-funny how that works. Far too much faith is being placed on Rogers. It’s the Jets and it’s all going to fall apart somehow.

LA/LA:

The game so nice they named…nvm.

TB/Jac:

Two teams hogging the spotlight until the college season starts.

Dal/LV:

Davante is planning his escape route as I type this. The Cowboys running back room consists of Zeke and Rico which sounds like characters featured in a Miami Vice episode that the writers hoped could be spun off into another series.*

*there is an episode out there where two guys try to steal a concrete mixer and one of them quotes Lee Iacocca. I’m sure it hasn’t aged well but it was hilarious to a much younger me.

Enjoy the offerings on offer.