Your “A Day Late and a Dollar Short Valentine’s Day Special” Friday Evening Open Thread

Okay, now before we go on I have to relay something which just happened.  I think it's funny.  Some of you won't.  One person definitely won't if she sees it.  But tough shit, that's her problem. So as I'm writing this post....  You know, setting it up ....assigning categories and tags,

Hugh Freeze Can’t Catch A Break

  Ole Miss football vacates 33 wins over six seasons as a result of NCAA investigation ( The last step of the NCAA investigation into Ole Miss is complete, and it concluded with the program vacating 33 wins over a seven-year period due to ineligible players participating in football games. Four wins

Friday Evening Open Thread

Due to extenuating circumstances ("Nailed the Vocab words!" - Blair W.), today's installment of Sexy Friday is being brought to you by the pervert that brought you AVN Week. Balls: Why thank you, TWBS, for such a gracious introduction! TWBS: I'm not here and you are writing this. Balls: Oh yeah.

That’s Mah Wolfpack!!!!!

Somewhere in central NC, King Hippo  is drugged up and sitting in a corner weeping. I wish I was...drugged up, that is. NC State vs. Virginia Tech score: Wolfpack total fewest points by ranked team in shot clock era ( No. 23 NC State, in front of its home crowd hoping to witness

Your “Superb Owl Weekend” Friday Evening Open Thread

That banner image....  That is one Superb Owl, right?  RIGHT??????? Here, have another... Hehehehe....that one always makes me laugh.  And I needed a good laugh right now. /sighs heavily I've had a disheartening and exhausting couple of days recently.  Some of you know why.  Better I don't talk about it publicly. So let's just get

Come On Mussina, Stop Being A Wuss And Pick One

Roy Halladay gets a pass because, you know..... he's dead and all. But Mike Mussina, until you crash a plane, you don't get that luxury. "I am proud to have played for these great organizations, in front of the tremendous fans in Baltimore and New York, and I am honored to have

Your “It’s A Post About Nothing” Friday Evening Open Thread

Nope, you gotta wait another week (plus) for the Superb Owl LIII. YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!!!! (get your foot off the boat, Spalding) ((roman numerals are stupid)) (((LMFAO))) Anywhoooo.... But even without your football fix this weekend, you will still be getting a variety of incessant media takes on the "Big Game".  So in

Your “Is It A Catch?” Friday Evening Open Thread

It's Conference Championship Weekend, folks. There will be bad calls.  There will be delays for video reviews.  And you will be pissed off.  And maybe a little drunk. Well....maybe more than a little. When the smoke clears, the Rams and Chiefs will still be standing. I think....but don't quote me on that. Pat and Tyreek

Your “Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread

First, Some Business Now, don't get me wrong.  Even though I'm about to call all of you a bunch of assholes, I'm not judging.  We're all assholes.  I'm not special.  I'm probably the biggest gaping hole here. (don't reply to that, please) But regarding yesterday's Quotables Submissions  ... Go there, right freaking now.  And say

Your “Mile High Club” Friday Evening Open Thread

I'm traveling again this week.  This time Dave is staying home and I'm traveling by plane.  Again. Lucky Dave.  He gets to sit there in that comfy garage, all nice and warm, and not do any work.  Again. But I digress.... I have come to hate flying.  Why?  Well listen to Jim.... We're not

Your “We’re All Just A Bunch Of Merry Ho Ho Ho’s” Friday Evening Open Thread

Some Biznessings DFO is going to re-start the infamous "Mailbag" type of thing.  BrettFavresColonoscopy is the point man, but it seems a lot of us might be manning the wheel from week to week.  It's still taking form. But if you have a burning question, if you have some life issue you

Your “Tee Vee and Me” Friday Evening Open Thread

Hey....HEY!!!!!  Remember when I did this last year on Friday the 13th????  Well, it's that time again because today is Friday the... Ummmmm.....what's that Brocky ?  Really?  Well shit.... Now I'm totes disappoint. Well here anyway...for the assist, you get some gloves... /heads to store to buy a new calendar - A Child Of Television You older