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Saturday Night Madness Part 2
She ordered a Medalla Light with her lechón asado. He went with a whisky and a lemonade back. The cool mountain breeze felt good…
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Sexy Friday – 20260529
TGIF! We’ve got playoff hockey tonight, a Game 7 tomorrow (for those that associate with the association), and a big soccer match. Let’s get…
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Saturday Night Madness Part 1
She was walking barefoot on the sand looking like she didn’t have a care in the world. The red and white and blue bikini…
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Sexy Friday – 20260522
TGIF! Mail-it-in Friday has come to it’s logical end after the racism, pedophilia, and date raping songs fade into the background. Let’s get back…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread 2026-5
You thought I forgot about this bit, didn’t you? Well, you probably hoped. Well, nope! As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy Football…
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Sexy Friday – 20260515
TGIF! No ice sports tonight, so it’s all hardwood entertainment for your sports viewing. I’ll be watching something else. Or napping. Also, just found…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group K
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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Sexy Friday – 20260508
TGIF! I’m prepping for my track day, so let’s get this over with so I can get my beauty sleep and not kill myself…
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Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group I
Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either…
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Sexy Friday – 20260501
TGIF! Happy May Day to all who celebrate. Though, the real holiday is Cinco De ME. I mean, Mayo. Anyway, we’re mainlining playoff hockey…