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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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“The Bountiful Fall Harvest Continues” – A [DFO] NHL Preview
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal Beerguy, back once again to pronounce what’s what for all the NHL teams in advance of the upcoming…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Spring Break Update
Well last week was fun. I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.
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“Oh – look who thinks he can just show up whenever!” – Beerguyrob’s NHL Preview
Hi everyone, It’s your old pal, Beerguyrob, Well, as one of the many dads who have left the site to go get a pack…
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Your Stanley Cup Finals Preview & Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: it’s a pretty slow day today, what with the holiday next week in the US. Most teams are taking time off before…
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Your Other NHL Semi-Final Preview & Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: A positive sign for the upcoming season is that half of all NFL teams have 51 or more players vaccinated for COVID-19.…
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Your NHL Semi-Final Preview #1 & Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: All quiet on the NFL front today, so let’s take a look at why athletes should stay off social media: Le’Veon Bell…
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Your Sunday Evening Open Thread & NHL Second Round Partial Preview
So, it’s the strange NHL COVID circumstance that the second round will play out like the first – with intradivisional matchups taking place. It…