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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your Saturday Evening Post
I’m happy to say that, thanks to the efforts of our esteemed Internet Dad, the site transfer has held up & looks to be…
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DFO Art Week: Request Line / Radio
Welcome to the final installment of DFO Art Week. Today I’m combining the art theme with Request Line / DFO Radio to showcase some…
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DFO Art Week: Masterpieces
Welcome to the fourth day of ART WEEK! Today’s theme is “masterpieces” so the images you see here are the absolute favorites of many…
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DFO Art Week: Bad Photoshops
Welcome to hump day! It’s the third day of our celebration of the art history of doorfliesopen, and today we’ll be taking a look…
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DFO Art Week: Banner Images
For those of you who survived the cuts, welcome to Day 2 of ART WEEK! Today we’re celebrating the various banner images that have…
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DFO Art Week: Book Flies Open
Welcome to Art Week! To celebrate our fourth anniversary of working in the kontent mines, we decided (i.e. reluctantly agreed) to compile some of…
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Announcing…
…The first-ever [DFO] Banner Tournament! Yes, it’s been a long time coming, and now that it’s almost March, it’s finally here. We went through…
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Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey
After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the…