Announcing… …The first-ever [DFO] Banner Tournament! Yes, it's been a long time coming, and now that it's almost March, it's finally here. We went through as many banner comments as we could find from the beginning of the site (thanks, Internet Wayback Archive!), including a brand-new archive of current banners (dating from

Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey

After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the findings... we have our results from the [DFO] Commentist Survey once again, folks! Be sure to check out our top-of-the-line, A1-caliber interactive pie charts for further info

Your “Milestones Come In All Forms” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game. Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, "562 comments? This can’t be that good of a game. It’s fucking Truth Biscuit vs. whatever’s left of the Vikings." For this blog, it seems appropriate. Well done people.    THAT'S GOOD

Welcome New Users… AKA “What Were You Thinking Joining Up Here?”

A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in the middle of nowhere.  As he gets closer, he can hear the sounds of raucous laughter and music inside.  He takes out a small piece of

Have Your Say: Results From Our 2nd Annual Commentist Survey

Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you who took the time to participate. And thank you for not skewing the sets too badly this year. Much appreciated. As always, these are interactive pie charts - if

Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week, despite Mike McCarthy trying to game the Cowboys into prepping for him. I'm not a doctor, but even I know playing a WR with two broken ribs

DFO Insider: Remodeling

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY The normally lavish office is in the middle of a remodel, with tarps covering the floor and masking tape applied strategically at various places.  Painting implements (cans, brushes, rollers) are positioned oddly throughout the room, hanging from the walls and stuck to the floor as

Have Your Say: Results From Our Inaugural Commentist Survey!

After almost two weeks, we've got enough input in from all you all in our first Commentist Survey! Below are some super-magical interactive charts put together based on everyone's responses. Note: these are interactive pie charts! If you're reading this on a desktop browser, then you can hover your mouse

Balls’ Offseason Plans

Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak.  Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of the night ramblings, but fear not, dear readers for we have plans PLANS I TELL YOU for the offseason. At least I do. Old School Zero is putting