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Your “Milestones Come In All Forms” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game. Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, “562 comments? This…
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Welcome New Users… AKA “What Were You Thinking Joining Up Here?”
A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in…
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Have Your Say: Results From Our 2nd Annual Commentist Survey
Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you…
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Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week,…
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DFO Insider: Remodeling
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY The normally lavish office is in the middle of a remodel, with tarps covering the floor and masking…
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Have Your Say: Results From Our Inaugural Commentist Survey!
After almost two weeks, we’ve got enough input in from all you all in our first Commentist Survey! Below are some super-magical interactive charts…
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Have Your Say: The 1st Annual DFO Commentist Survey
Well, DFO, the offseason is here, and while normally it’s a dark and depressing time for all of us football fans, there’s reason yet…
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Balls’ Offseason Plans
Well, here we are again at the end of a NFL season. Things may seem bleak. Maybe as bleak as my Cure-inspired middle of…
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DFO Insider: Behind the Scenes
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a spirited discussion. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: …I just don’t see…
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DFO News: The Mailbag is Returning!
Some good news after our first full suite of Week 1 games has now concluded: after some chatting amongst ourselves in our secret DFOverlords…