Your “Milestones Come In All Forms” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game.

Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, “562 comments? This can’t be that good of a game. It’s fucking Truth Biscuit vs. whatever’s left of the Vikings.” For this blog, it seems appropriate. Well done people.

  

THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!


NFL News:

  • It might be starting for the Lions. Haloti Ngata is done for the season.
    • a torn bicep is the culprit, although “a matter of time” could just as easily be the villain.
  • Whatever the Browns saw on Sunday has led them to bench DeShone Kizer.
    • Instead, they will feed Kevin Hogan to the Texans, in what otherwise looks like another semi-winnable game for the Browns.
    • This now makes 28 Browns starting QBs since 1999.
  • The Giants have suspended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie.
    • On word on why yet, but he apparently showed up to the team facility & said he was leaving the team.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Game 5: Yankees at Indians – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet1
  •  NHL:
    • Penguins at Capitals – 7:30PM | NBCSN
    • Devils at Leafs – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
  • NCAA:
    • Football:
      • South Alabama at Troy – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
    • Women’s volleyball:
      • Tennessee at Georgia – 7:00PM | ESPNU
      • Texas at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPNU

 

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Redshirt
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As a Reds fan, I’m hoping that Dusty wins, but as a Reds fan whose seen Dusty manage in the playoffs, I know better

litre_cola
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As a Giants fan I know Dusty won’t win, but I like game 5’s

litre_cola
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Be better if it was Mark Mad Dog Madsen

scotchnaut
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Open-faced egg salad sandwich on freshly-baked sourdough bread is the most under-rated of sandwiches. You can trust me on this.

King Hippo
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I am back on juicing as of today, so I hate you.

/don’t like eggs anyway, but that made me think of bacon

scotchnaut
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You don’t like eggs? WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER!

King Hippo
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or cheese, remember. I am very, very strange.

scotchnaut
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I… I had plans! There’s a condo in The Barbados with our name on it, goddamnit!

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

/slides into the conversation

Hellllllooooooooo

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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King Hippo
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Get a lefty ready, don’t use him for Rizzo. THAT’s DUSTY!

Redshirt
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Family: You can’t live them, you have the right to a speedy and public trial by an impartial jury.

King Hippo
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you were here with us the whole time, Redshirt

King Hippo
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Madson WOO!!!!

King Hippo
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Good thing WAS got some runs and batted around. Crazy-ass Dusty was really gonna leave Stras in, nobody even warming up as he approached 110 pitches in the 8th.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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He looks like a black unabomber at the moment.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Laz Diaz can go fuck himself with Visianthe Shiancoe’s dick

herodotus450
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herodotus450

He’d probably enjoy it, and then there’d be egg on your face since he got the Laz laugh.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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We are all witness to the slowest ever car accident. Except we ALL might die at the end.
When I fucked up, rolled my car, and came within a CENTIMETER of snapping my spine, at least I KNEW, THANKFULLY, NO ONE BUT I WAS IMMEDIATELY INJURED. And ALL the Authorities immediately said, “SHOGUN! YA DONE FUCKED UP! We’re going to stop you now.”
I’m nobody and I got all this attention. So umm…about our “leader?”

King Hippo
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Sen. Corker needs a pat on the ass, HARD. He done a good FOAR teh Republic. Better late than NEVAR, I says.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’d like to see Turner park one here and add insult to injury, fwiw.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“park one here and add insult to injury”

=sirprize buttseks

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Or not.

King Hippo
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the shots of everyone leaving after he walked were still schadenfreudelicious to me

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Plus they got rained on.

King Hippo
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Hey, I will take whatever crumbs I can get as a bitter as fuck Cards fan

theeWeeBabySeamus
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King Hippo
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#FlyTheL

scotchnaut
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The Giants turned into the last 10 years of Jets teams so fast I didn’t notice.

Senor Weaselo
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Hmm, benching your second-round rookie for a 5th-rounder in his second year? That seems like an idea for long-term stability!

King Hippo
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I hate smug-ass, overrated Joe Maddon

/resume regular commenting

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