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Your “Milestones Come In All Forms” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game.

Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, “562 comments? This can’t be that good of a game. It’s fucking Truth Biscuit vs. whatever’s left of the Vikings.” For this blog, it seems appropriate. Well done people.

  

THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!

NFL News:

  • It might be starting for the Lions. Haloti Ngata is done for the season.
    • a torn bicep is the culprit, although “a matter of time” could just as easily be the villain.
  • Whatever the Browns saw on Sunday has led them to bench DeShone Kizer.
    • Instead, they will feed Kevin Hogan to the Texans, in what otherwise looks like another semi-winnable game for the Browns.
    • This now makes 28 Browns starting QBs since 1999.
  • The Giants have suspended Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie.
    • On word on why yet, but he apparently showed up to the team facility & said he was leaving the team.

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Game 5: Yankees at Indians – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet1
  •  NHL:
    • Penguins at Capitals – 7:30PM | NBCSN
    • Devils at Leafs – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
  • NCAA:
    • Football:
      • South Alabama at Troy – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
    • Women’s volleyball:
      • Tennessee at Georgia – 7:00PM | ESPNU
      • Texas at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPNU

 

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I am so gassy

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Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

Who needs the moon anyway?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

Destination Moon Is on Turner Classic right now. Even though it was made in 1950, its like I’m watching a documentary about the Apollo Program.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Time to get baked and catch up on some DVR-ness.
Have a nice night, gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2fTAQ_bKuU

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

It’s not lupus!

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Senor Weaselo

It’s always lupus!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just looking at some stats; last in points per game @ 10.2, below Cleveland at 15.4.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have not watched them yet, but even with the offense playing like that the defense is doing fairly well. Stat wise anyway (points/game and 3rd down conversion rate.)

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

So, has America melted down because Los Gringos missed the world cup?

My erectiom is as hard as it was last night

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Let’s try this again since you guys are piling in down there….

Wakezilla…Would you like to do the ‘Phins bye week update? Currently set for Friday the 20th, but can be shifted easily because of that whole hurricane thing. No pressure tho…if you got too much going on I’m happy to fill in for ya’s.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Thanks man. I appreciate the help.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No prob. Dolphins are a bit of junk on the window.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

At least she didn’t spill the drink.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

At this point, unless they were in the storm, Dolphins fan probably didn’t either.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck it. I’ll write it my goddamned self since kindergarten can’t seem to help themselves tonight.

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Mr. Ayo

Don’t forget to mention Dan Marino, Isotoner gloves, Duper, Clayton, and cocaine.

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Senor Weaselo

All the cocaine.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Maybe it should be a “how to” so Foerster doesn’t waste any more of it. What an idiot.

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Mr. Ayo

DON’T CAAAAARRREEEE

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Dick E. Phuck

I think baseball A-Rod is quite homosexual. Always thought he was.

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Wakezilla

Gay for himself

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey you. Would you like to do the ‘Phins bye week update? Currently set for Friday, but can be shifted easily because of that whole hurricane thing. No pressure tho…if you got too much going on I’m happy to fill in for ya’s.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry….Friday the 20th I meant.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Lest we forget the centaur picture?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Hey prude, get your left arm out of the way

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“No.”

-PG-13 rating

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Mr. Ayo

“Yes.”
-Harvey Weinstein rating

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fun fact: The Cubs have never won a game against the Yankees in Yankee Stadium.

None of them.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Different stadium now if that helps.

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Mr. Ayo

Sometimes, I really hate baseball.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Just what I want to see is this chucklefuck showing off a WS ring.
What a tool.

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Horatio Cornblower

Which one? There’s three options.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I was referring to ARod. But Papi can suck it as well.

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Horatio Cornblower

Don’t forget Keith Hernandez. Fuck that guy.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

He seems like a douche, yes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So fuck him with a douche? I am not here to judge.

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Mr. Ayo

Just watching then?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sell the video.

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Dick E. Phuck

So who starts game 1? Gray? Tanaka?

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Horatio Cornblower

I think Gray. Tanaka does better with a little extra rest.

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Womp womp.

Gotta root for the fucking Astros now.

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Dick E. Phuck

I’m pretty sure the Cubs will advance.

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Oh I wish I had your faith.

(Even if they do, I don’t like their chances against the Dodgers.)

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blaxabbath

The Dodgers are scary. But then again, maybe they need to experience A SINGLE LOSS….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Some of us don’t.

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Nope. You do. Those are the rules. Burn your NY hat.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dick E. Phuck

The opportunity to see the Yanks beat the Cubs makes me hard.

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OH JUST GET IN YOUR TIME MACHINE AND GO TO 1932 or 1938.

And warn everyone about that Adolf guy. HE’S A BAD APPLE!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

As Kitty Foreman would say….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He was sometimes rude.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Probably refused to help with the dishes too.

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Mr. Ayo

As previously stated, he had some good ideas

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Dick E. Phuck

Oh I will, hopefully I end up existing in that alternate reality.

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