Your “Do You Ever Feel Like A Plastic Bag Drifting Through The Wind?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw As of last night, this video has 1,112,055,580 views. I thought that was a lot, but then right alongside was "Roar", which has over 2.5 billion views. Apparently, "Gangnam Style" is the record holder, with 3,181,065,840 views. Thus ends "Inane facts intro", with Beerguyrob. The reason I bring this up is because tonight

Your Saturday Evening Reminder To Keep It Between The Ditches Open Thread

On July 4, Cardinals GM Steve Keim was cited for DUI in Chandler, AZ. Ooh Lordy - ol' Rog ain't gonna like this. https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/1015610921710948352 I hope Michael Floyd is having a good laugh somewhere, while polishing the Super Bowl ring he got with the Patriots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-N_8SsMh5A Please consider this your summer reminder to call

Your “The Ultraviolet Light Hurts Me So” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_T-ll0nwoo Woo-hoo! June, baby. One more month of school until summer vacation for us teaching types! I got plans. BIG PLANS! (Will actually accomplish nothing over the summer.) Tonight's sports: NHL: vegas at Washington - 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC MLB: regional coverage includes Cubs/Mets, Dodgers/Rockies, BoSox/Astros - 7:00PM | FOX BoSox at